congrats Pat! I enjoyed that one, kept picturing my ex in the chair - made for a dreamy night of sleep.
Mt. Cat - it's PG-13 if you look at it as a public service. everyone tells their kids not to eat before swimming but how many parents tell their kids how to protect their precious parts.
I swear to you I am NOT making this up when I tell you this.
This old BIG guy goes to the Y all the time. In the mens dressing rooms they have benches. He sat down after a shower... and yes, they got stuck in the slates! A Y male worker came in and tried to help him, but eventually they had to call the fire department who had to saw through the wood to get him lose.
Can you even begin to imagine the embarassment???? I can't even look at that guy now without picturing that in my head.
Good job Pat. My guess is that guy would probably rather have his head(the one he thinks with) hmmm, the one on top of his shoulders stuck between the slats instead of his nuts, HA!
June 11, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Anonymous said...
Congratulations Pat. I laughed so much at that one... Enjoy your Peach :-)
June 12, 2008 at 3:29 AM
Thank you once again to everyone who played Tuesday word game with us yesterday. I re-read the entries and had a hard time choosing a winner as usual but this week I am going with Vince's cousin Pat who came up with this crazy (and painful sounding) ending to the story:
However they had to rescue a drunk man, who while drunk went skinnydipping in the cold ocean...came out sat on his wood slat chair, and after shrinkage had faded away, had to be rescued because his testacles couldnt fit back up through the slats....
Yikes! anyway, Pat come and grab your Peach. Here it is:
[Image] Thanks again everyone. We shall play again next week!
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Close this window Jump to comment formHey that's not PG-13!
June 11, 2008 at 7:18 AM
Congrats Pat!
That was pretty peachy!
June 11, 2008 at 7:22 AM
congrats Pat! I enjoyed that one, kept picturing my ex in the chair - made for a dreamy night of sleep.
Mt. Cat - it's PG-13 if you look at it as a public service. everyone tells their kids not to eat before swimming but how many parents tell their kids how to protect their precious parts.
June 11, 2008 at 8:24 AM
Congrats Pat!
June 11, 2008 at 8:41 AM
LMAO @ Dianne!
Congrats Pat! That was my favorite too!
June 11, 2008 at 9:18 AM
Congrats Pat.
That is a true story. I saw highlights of Kathie Lee Gifford talking about it on the Today Show.
June 11, 2008 at 9:20 AM
glad you appreciated that Apple Pie ;)
Karen - now I'm LMAO at that one!
did Kathie Lee confess that she's the one who stuck the Giff's parts in there while he was napping?
June 11, 2008 at 9:57 AM
Congrats Pat (I'm glad I don't have any bits that can get stuck in chair slats)
June 11, 2008 at 11:50 AM
thanks everybody I am honored to receive the peach...I actually read it somewhere that it did happen...ouch.....
June 11, 2008 at 12:30 PM
I swear to you I am NOT making this up when I tell you this.
This old BIG guy goes to the Y all the time. In the mens dressing rooms they have benches. He sat down after a shower... and yes, they got stuck in the slates! A Y male worker came in and tried to help him, but eventually they had to call the fire department who had to saw through the wood to get him lose.
Can you even begin to imagine the embarassment???? I can't even look at that guy now without picturing that in my head.
June 11, 2008 at 4:40 PM
Good job Pat. My guess is that guy would probably rather have his head(the one he thinks with) hmmm, the one on top of his shoulders stuck between the slats instead of his nuts, HA!
June 11, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Congratulations Pat.
I laughed so much at that one...
Enjoy your Peach :-)
June 12, 2008 at 3:29 AM