Just a side note... if you ever see an odd news story that you think may make a good Tuesday word game then e-mail it to me like Leighann did. This is the second week in a row I have been on the same wavelength with one of you guys as Knight predicted last weeks game a day early !!

July 1, 2008 at 12:08 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for the return of a box of cassette tapes unfairly sold to the victim several years prior.

July 1, 2008 at 12:10 PM

Could you imagine if he asked her to do the windows too?

July 1, 2008 at 12:16 PM

I hear ya Knight.... LOL!


Could you imagine if he asked her to do the windows too?

Maybe she was a really good cook...

July 1, 2008 at 12:18 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for


original blog topic ideas.

July 1, 2008 at 12:19 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for cleaning a Mountain Cat's litterbox.

July 1, 2008 at 12:20 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for coming up with new Heather Mills jokes.

July 1, 2008 at 12:21 PM

There's a Genoa salami joke in there somewhere *giggle* but I'm not touching it...

July 1, 2008 at 12:24 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for

regrouting the bathroom tile.

rearranging the furniture.

killing a big hair spider.

taking the dog for a walk.

July 1, 2008 at 12:29 PM

killing a big hair spider

This makes me laugh out loud and I am not sure why....

July 1, 2008 at 12:36 PM

There's a Genoa salami joke in there somewhere *giggle* but I'm not touching it...

Won't touch what the joke or the salami?

July 1, 2008 at 12:36 PM

That was supposed to say big HAIRY spider!

But now I have an image in my head of a spider with a huge beehive LOL

July 1, 2008 at 12:44 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for

private Yo Gabba Gabba performances.

July 1, 2008 at 12:46 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been done by children whose parents lock them up in a play yard.

July 1, 2008 at 12:48 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for

torrid love affairs with the UPS guy.

July 1, 2008 at 12:50 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been done by children whose parents lock them up in a play yard.


HEY !!!!

LOL

July 1, 2008 at 12:51 PM

torrid love affairs with the UPS guy.

who only turn right....

July 1, 2008 at 12:52 PM

A little curve to the right might be fun! *giggle*

By the way Doc, I still can'te vote on this weeks poll. Don't you love me anymore??!!

*pouts*

July 1, 2008 at 1:06 PM

Damnit, I can't type for shit today either!

July 1, 2008 at 1:07 PM

I LOVE this story, and leighann is on a roll, again!!!!

Police say that other kidnappins have been for making people clean the toilets.

July 1, 2008 at 1:10 PM

Police say other kidnapping have been for smelling left overs in the fridge.

July 1, 2008 at 1:10 PM

Police say other kidnappings have been for playing find the Tube Steak while listening to ZZ top.

July 1, 2008 at 1:12 PM

Police say other kidnappings have been for helping men to find the remote control.

July 1, 2008 at 1:13 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for hold Doc hostage until the Mountain Cat hands over those cassettes!

July 1, 2008 at 1:14 PM

By the way Doc, I still can'te vote on this weeks poll. Don't you love me anymore??!!

I guess that means I don't love myself 'cause I can't vote in it either... Something has to be messed up with blogger 'cause I have made it 3 times and it just doesn't work... even though a few peeps have been able to vote... I don't get it.

July 1, 2008 at 1:15 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for making those damn Progressive Commercials with Flo and her tricked out name tag STOP ALREADY!!!!

July 1, 2008 at 1:16 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for hold Doc hostage until the Mountain Cat hands over those cassettes!

I woudl be an old and feeble man before that ever happened (insert picture of John McCain)

July 1, 2008 at 1:17 PM

Police say other kidnappings have been made by women who kidnap their husbands demanding a nice date with hot sex!

July 1, 2008 at 1:18 PM

Okay, the last one wasn't funny, but damn, oh so true. But, I could use hot UPS guy, right turns or not!

July 1, 2008 at 1:18 PM

Police say other kidnappins have been for forcing a man to actually make the freaking bed.

July 1, 2008 at 1:19 PM

Police say other kidnappings have been for Doc to participate in HNT!

July 1, 2008 at 1:20 PM

Okay, I'll give it a rest for a minute. I'm comment hogging!

July 1, 2008 at 1:21 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for making those damn Progressive Commercials with Flo and her tricked out name tag STOP ALREADY!!!!

HEY wait a second... This is a Flo-Friendly blog !!!

Hee Hee

July 1, 2008 at 1:21 PM

I burnt those cassettes. Now leave me alone!

Police say that other kidnappings have been to force Doc to watch Family Guy with his eye lids clipped open like they did to Alex in the film A Clockwork Orange. 'I'VE SEEN NOW WHAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. I'M CURED! PRAISE GOD!!'

July 1, 2008 at 1:22 PM

Police say other kidnappings have been for Doc to participate in HNT!



Oh goodness you DON'T want that...

I only participate in cute kids pics. LOL!

July 1, 2008 at 1:22 PM

Does the Mountain Cat eat rodents or just other hairy critters!!!!

I crack myself up.

July 1, 2008 at 1:30 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been to take Bina to the beach for a week, get a really cute cabana boy to wait on her hand and foot (etc) and not tell a soul where she is.

July 1, 2008 at 1:31 PM

I've never heard of a Clockwork Orange.

July 1, 2008 at 1:31 PM

Police say other kidnapping have been for smelling left overs in the fridge.

Wait... That's wrong?

July 1, 2008 at 1:31 PM

Police say that other kidnappins have been for the guy from freecreditreport.com to shut the hell up already or at LEAST find a new song to sing.

July 1, 2008 at 1:32 PM

Won't touch what the joke or the salami?

Stop setting me up... :)

July 1, 2008 at 1:33 PM

Police say that other kidnappins have been for the collection of Penis's in some far off country.

July 1, 2008 at 1:33 PM

anndi, have you seen that commercial where the husband and wife smell the left overs and pass out on the floor? I LOVE that commercial.

July 1, 2008 at 1:33 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for certain men on this blog to play hide the salami with anndi! LOL

July 1, 2008 at 1:34 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for women to clean the ring in the tub.

July 1, 2008 at 1:37 PM

Police say other kidnapping have been for women to clean the lint out of the dryer.

July 1, 2008 at 1:37 PM

Bina, Yes I just had a bowl of ratatouille. And Google A Clockwork Orange. It is a sick vile movie. One of my favorites. Got milk?

Police say other kidnappings have been for Mel Gibson's real life son just to hear Mel yell GIVE ME BACK MY SON!. Ah another movie reference. Bad kitty. Bad.

July 1, 2008 at 1:38 PM

watch Family Guy

Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

July 1, 2008 at 1:38 PM

Mountain Cat, I will share my milk with you anytime baby! Just please don't staple MY eyelids open, k?

July 1, 2008 at 1:40 PM

By the way Mountain Cat, I LOVE that movie you are referencing.

July 1, 2008 at 1:40 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for Bina to STOP MENTIONING The Tube Steak Boogie already!

July 1, 2008 at 1:42 PM

Anndi, Let's sing the Quagmire theme song together:

Who else but Quagmire?
He's Quagmire, Quagmire.
You never really know what he's gonna do next.
He's Quagmire, Quagmire,
giggity giggity giggity giggity
lets have sex..

July 1, 2008 at 1:43 PM

Bina, YUP! It cracks me up everytime!

July 1, 2008 at 1:45 PM

Mountain Cat, you didn't answer my hairy critty question. I get no love around here.

July 1, 2008 at 1:49 PM

Police say other kidnapping have been by an 18 year old Patrick Little to force feed Gripe Water Juice to his father Doc. 'HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS SHIT NOW DAD? HUH? HUH? TASTE LIKE AN OLD SHOE DOESN'T IT!? YOU TORTURED ME, SO NOW I WILL TORTURE YOU DAMMIT!'

July 1, 2008 at 1:50 PM

Mountain Cat! I'm rolling over here!!!!!!!!!!!!

July 1, 2008 at 1:51 PM

I also like the commercial of the older bald guy that dreams he is MC Hammer and doing the Can't Touch This dance.

July 1, 2008 at 1:51 PM

Bina, I did answer you. I just at a rat stew with bunny droppings.

July 1, 2008 at 1:52 PM

Police say other kidnappings have been for the Mountain Cat to tell us what REALLY happened on his vacation!

July 1, 2008 at 1:53 PM

AHHH! Okay, I get it now. I'm dense like that. LOL

July 1, 2008 at 1:54 PM

Oh my...

July 1, 2008 at 1:54 PM

WHERE is Dana? She's good for a bunch, too.

July 1, 2008 at 1:56 PM

Police say other kidnappings have been for ...

okay, I got nothing right now, except sex stuff, and I know this is RATED!!! So let me think.

July 1, 2008 at 1:58 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for an ex wife to clip her ex husband's toe nails.

July 1, 2008 at 2:00 PM

Police say other kidnappings have been for an ex to show the man how to actually USE the dishwasher, and come to the understanding that it's not just part of the decor.

July 1, 2008 at 2:01 PM

Police say other kidnappins have been for men to return women's panties. They are NOT souvineers.

July 1, 2008 at 2:02 PM

Am I playing by myself, AGAIN??????

July 1, 2008 at 2:02 PM

Holy crap. I have 34 comments on here!!!!!!! That's like, more than HALF of what you have! Do I get some type of an award for that????

Love! I need some LOVE!!!!!

July 1, 2008 at 2:03 PM

Police say other kidnapping have been by Doc & The Mountain Cat who have apparently locked Bina in a room and tied her to chair next to a computer with only access to
yougoaheadandkeeponbelievingthat.blogspot.com. Neighbor's became suspicious when they heard wails of laughter emitting from the safe house Bina was kept. When police found her, they had to pull her away from the monitor kicking and screaming. Film at 11. Now here's Steve with sports.

July 1, 2008 at 2:07 PM

I am apparently late to this party!

my 2 ideas were used already!

July 1, 2008 at 2:11 PM

Holy Crap! I am laughing my ass off at that one!!!! I LOVE it!!!!!

I gotta save this. When I need a great laugh and pick me up, I can read it!

July 1, 2008 at 2:12 PM

LOL @ Bina

We love you and your great comments... you have to check back tomorrow to see if you won an award!

July 1, 2008 at 2:12 PM

Police say other kidnapping have been Leap O'Faith who haS been forced to cover the receptionists lunch today! NAH NAH NAHNAH NAH!

July 1, 2008 at 2:13 PM

Hey, if I can keep going, you'll hit 100!

July 1, 2008 at 2:14 PM

I warned you before, I can talk random all day!

July 1, 2008 at 2:14 PM

Thank you all for the laughs - they're keeping me from falling asleep at my desk :-)

July 1, 2008 at 2:14 PM

Police say other kidnappings have been for American As Apple Pie to get her butt over here and comment.

July 1, 2008 at 2:16 PM

Police say other kidnapping have been for a certain woman to mow and water the lawn cause apparantly, her husband didn't have a clue.

July 1, 2008 at 2:17 PM

Police say other kidnappins have been to force the woman to buy beer, cook BBQ, and shut up while the man watches sports.

July 1, 2008 at 2:21 PM

Police say other kidnapping have been Keanu Reeves who has been tied up with ducktape by Annikan McFly just like what Sandra Bernhardt did to Robert DeNiro in the film The King of Comedy.
Wow another obscure movie reference...... Why thank you I would like frys with that. Will you take a check?

July 1, 2008 at 2:22 PM

Police say other kidnappins have been to force the woman to buy beer, cook BBQ, and shut up while the man watches sports.


That is somewhat backwards... I don't know any man who doesn't like to buy the beer and do the BBQing....

July 1, 2008 at 2:24 PM

LOL, TMC!!

...and Clockwork Orange - ugh! There's an hour and 1/2 or so of my life that I'll never get back!!

Bina - you're on a roll!! ...and you're right...panties are NOT souveniers!!!!

July 1, 2008 at 2:24 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for refusal to notify significant other of spinach stuck between teeth and secretly laughing at significant other throughout the evening...

Refusal to "Shout Out" skid marks in husband's dirty underwear. Wife's defense was if he can't wipe his own ass, why should she clean up after him?

I've got more, but I need a cocktail...

Fun blog, btw!

July 1, 2008 at 2:26 PM

Ooh, forgot one thing--I did have a boyfriend in college who asked, or rather assumed I would iron his freaking t-shirts for him.

Stupid freshman girl that I was happy to be dating a junior frat guy, I did it.

July 1, 2008 at 2:27 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for all the 'bad kitties' who pick on the innocent and steal their friends belongings with John Mayer's "Say..." being used as a torture device.

July 1, 2008 at 2:30 PM

"Say what you need to say" *WHIP*
"AHHH!"

"Say what you need to say" *GUN SHOT*
"OUCH!!!!"

"Say what you need to say" *CIGARETTE TO THE CHEST*
"WHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHH"

"Say what you need to say"
*CHAINSAW*
"HELP! HELP! WHERE'S TONY MONTANA TO SAVE ME? HELP!!!!"

hee hee one more movie reference. eek.

July 1, 2008 at 2:34 PM

LMAOROTFL AT TMC!!!!!!!!!

Yeah...that sounds about right!!

...and that movie I LOVE!!!

July 1, 2008 at 2:35 PM

Police say that other kidnapping have been The Barenaked Ladies by their fan.

July 1, 2008 at 2:41 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for Mt. Cat's iPod in order to replace the 18 bazillion songs he has with only ONE...can you guess?????

"Say what you need to say..."

July 1, 2008 at 2:45 PM

"Say what you need to say" *SPLINTERS TO FINGERNAILS*
"OWWWWWW!!!"

"Say what you need to say"
*GASOLINE POURED OVER HEAD*
"NO PLEASE STOP"

"Say what you need to say"
*MALLET TO THE LEGS*
"UGGGHHH!"

"Say what you need to say"
*GLITTER STARRING MARIAH CAREY*
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" *THUD*

(two more film references!!)

July 1, 2008 at 2:51 PM

Welcome Manic mom to our blog... I hope you enjoy... your answers seem to fit right in... Welcome to our madness!

July 1, 2008 at 2:52 PM

Pssstt! Here kitty, kitty, kitty....

July 1, 2008 at 2:52 PM

I LOVE Manic! She is great!

July 1, 2008 at 3:01 PM

I had to work for a while.

Police say that other kidnappings have been for Bina to actually do her job on Tuesdays instead of planning Tuesday Word Game at YJKOBT.

They can torture me, tie me down, tickle me with fancy feathers on the feet, and I will STILL play Tuesday Word Game.

July 1, 2008 at 3:02 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been to force Dana over here and contribute to this game!!!!!

July 1, 2008 at 3:04 PM

Police say that other kidnappins have been for The Mountain Cat to inform his followers of the titles of the bazillion songs on his iPod.

July 1, 2008 at 3:05 PM

WHY do I insist on leaving out the g in kidnappings all the freaking time?

July 1, 2008 at 3:05 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been Uncle Kracker by their fan.

July 1, 2008 at 3:11 PM

Hey y'all remember the song 'Message in a Bottle' by The Police?

Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
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Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
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Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
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Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.

Sting says it 25 times. I counted them. :-)..

July 1, 2008 at 3:24 PM

S.O.B. This is a madhouse today!

July 1, 2008 at 3:34 PM

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July 1, 2008 at 3:38 PM

Hey! We hit 100!!!! Thanks in part to me, of course!

How 'bout.

S O

S S O

Sending out an SOS, but the band, SOS.

July 1, 2008 at 3:38 PM

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July 1, 2008 at 3:39 PM

mikey-t! You're here!

July 1, 2008 at 3:39 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have taken "Bina" so they can make her comment all afternoon long on YJKOBT without doing ANY work.

July 1, 2008 at 3:39 PM

Police say other kidnappings have been The Mountain Cat, by his fan, Bina.

And no, I don't know how to italicize!!!!

July 1, 2008 at 3:40 PM

Who's blog is this anyway?

July 1, 2008 at 3:40 PM

Are you the one Bina Napping mikey-t?

July 1, 2008 at 3:40 PM

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Whoever deleted this comment must have thought it was really bad to delete it compared with some of the crap that Vinny has been posting...

July 1, 2008 at 3:41 PM

You keep calling me Mikey and I won't answer.

July 1, 2008 at 3:42 PM

Well, it was me. Because SOMEHOW one of them posted twice, and I HATE that crap!!!!

July 1, 2008 at 3:42 PM

Good Lord. Now I'm a freaking moron. It's my fingers, I swear. They have a mind of their own.

So, Micky-t, are you the one doing the BinaNapping?????

Sorry baby. I will try not to let it happen again.

July 1, 2008 at 3:43 PM

It's OK I really get a chuckle imagining how fast your flying at that keyboard.
I couldn't kidnap you, I think I'm a lot like that guy you keep hinting about. Only not quite that bad!

July 1, 2008 at 3:46 PM

Ha!!!! I think Southern guys just can't get used to a woman who is so independent. He always says, "You don't need me, do you."

Well, honestly?? I don't NEED any body, but WANT is a different thing all together.

July 1, 2008 at 3:51 PM

Time to go, I'm not ignoring you Bina, honestly. LOL
[I took a quick look at your blog]
You'ra a hoot!

Welcome back MC!

July 1, 2008 at 3:59 PM

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/080620/odds/odd_thong_odd_dc

Can you imagine the Tuesday Word game we would get out of THAT story?????

July 1, 2008 at 4:00 PM

Whoa! What happened over here today?

July 1, 2008 at 4:36 PM

Well blog people, I have had a GREAT time today, but it's about time to clean up from all this hard I've done and hit the Y. Be back tomorrow!

July 1, 2008 at 4:39 PM

Holy crap....

*bows down to Bina*

July 1, 2008 at 4:46 PM

Police say that other kidnappings have been for ______________________ .

Keeping a hostage to braid their arm pit hair, nose hair?

July 1, 2008 at 7:14 PM

Well...Bina pretty much carried the blog today. Did she get any work done? Sorry I was AWOL, family pic day. I'm tired so I can't think of anything. DAMN! I really want an award to put on my new blog.

July 1, 2008 at 10:38 PM