Oh God! What was God's mom thinking? This guy has to have a superiority complex. I guess it's good he was picked up for selling drugs and not poising the kool-aid somewhere. That's the difference choosing Lucky over Wayne makes!
I have to admit though, I see something endearing in his mug shot. He looks like a nice God. The kind that might slip you an extra gram every now and then.
[Image]According to this article from ABCActionnews God has been arrested for selling cocaine, and near a church no less. The gentleman you see pictured to the right is none other than God Lucky Howard of Tampa Florida. Besides having an unfortunate name and an even more unfortunate line of work he also seems to now have what is most likely unwanted national attention being called to his drug case. I have posted about this before but I will now reiterate again for anyone new. Parents THINK before you name your children. Names have consequences. We already know that it's not a good idea to give your child the middle name Wayne do we really have to spell out that it's REALLY not a good idea to give your child the name God ? Especially if you plan on giving him the middle name lucky. You may say why not and I give you this as an example. Would I be writing about the average drug dealing slimeball in Tampa if he hadn't been named God Lucky? Nope. I say give him the maximum sentence and I bet we read about the outcome of this case after it goes to trial.
-Doc
(post script: this post was actually written Monday 6/23 when this story crossed the news wire but I could not post it until today due to other post's importance...I would never rehash old news for you guys.)
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Close this window Jump to comment formOh God! What was God's mom thinking? This guy has to have a superiority complex. I guess it's good he was picked up for selling drugs and not poising the kool-aid somewhere. That's the difference choosing Lucky over Wayne makes!
June 25, 2008 at 12:22 PM
I mean poisoning of course.
June 25, 2008 at 12:23 PM
Oh my God,God! God knows, what will happen now!
June 25, 2008 at 12:23 PM
This may have nothing to do with the article but I just have to say that I lover your new likeness Ms. Knight !
June 25, 2008 at 12:29 PM
Damn, God sucks!
June 25, 2008 at 12:42 PM
Thanks Doc!
June 25, 2008 at 1:00 PM
This is just too strange. I mean...seriously...WHAT were his parents thinking?!?!
June 25, 2008 at 1:11 PM
I have to admit though, I see something endearing in his mug shot. He looks like a nice God. The kind that might slip you an extra gram every now and then.
June 25, 2008 at 1:23 PM
Knight - cool new picture.
Seriously some parents just need to be shot.
June 25, 2008 at 1:23 PM
Hmmm I wonder what his parents are thinking about their name choice now.
June 25, 2008 at 1:57 PM
His mom's probably praying to Sweet Jesus for his soul.
Bless her heart.
Was God Jesus Howard already taken?
June 25, 2008 at 4:05 PM
If I were in the same prison as this guy, I would definetely want God on my side.
June 25, 2008 at 9:03 PM
I was laughing my ass off at this story but just about blew soda out my nose when I saw knight's comment...nice god...extra gram, OMG!
June 25, 2008 at 9:14 PM
a bunch of poor junkies are roaming the Tampa streets tonight calling out "God, where are you?"
June 25, 2008 at 9:25 PM
I'm going to cross post to this on my blog...let me know if you mind...it's just too funny!
June 26, 2008 at 10:42 AM
I don't even know what to say...unbelievable! Not the story itself, but that his parents did that....
June 26, 2008 at 10:52 AM
this is great!!
as a former teacher, i know how important / devestating names can be
June 26, 2008 at 1:27 PM
LMAO @ apple hubby and Dianne
June 26, 2008 at 2:52 PM