Lemme tell you guys about ole Mt. Cat's experience with wine. One year he came to my house for Thanksgiving. Of course my parents had just had the entire house recarpeted with an almost white expensive wall to wall carpeting... He brings a bottle of red wine for my folks. Lancers Blush if I remember correctly... just as we are sitting down to eat he bumps his glass and you guessed it... Lancers blush on the new carpet.. My mom still talks about how bad poor Mt Cat felt. Never worry we got out the stain... But the moral of teh story is that Mt. Cats seem to have a bad time with wine.
Suuuuuuure it wasn't. And I also suppose it wasn't you who I went to the wine isle with at (not your)Harris Teeter where you didn't work and wasn't you who asked me what my parents didn't drink for wine and I said I don't know but they have a bottle of Lancers blush in the fridge. But it couldn't have been you.
Doc, While we are at it 'Mister I Have a Memory of an Elephant', let's not forget New Years' night 1996 when a plastered Doc shouts, 'Wow that woman is really drunk. She needs two people to help her to her car!' Only to hear from four of us in stereo; 'Doc they are helping her because she is blind!' Nice going Jerky.
"Wine Tasting" is a generic term to me. I use it when I also mean a beer tasting, scotch tasting, tequila tasting etc.
But, I really, REALLY love wine.
As for the weather we made it through round one of the snow and got near 4 inches. Round two comes tonight where we might get another 6. Awesome, huh??
Never could enjoy wine. I remember a party at a friends house when the parents were away, [you can picture the scene] my buddy and I had a bad plan with a couple of bottles of "Ripple". Lets sit in front of the fireplace [no fire]with the two bottles of "Ripple" and two shot glasses and we'll just do it all by taking shots! We ignored the rest of the party and did what we set out to do, can you picture the scene? IT WAS A BAD, BAD PLAN I've never enjoyed a glass of wine since. Truth from the gut!
I'm taking the honky to a wine tasting called "Better than Sex" for Valentine's Day.
I'll let him prove the opposite. :)
February 5, 2008 at 12:15 AM
[Image] This cat went to a wine tasting last night and had a few too many. Therefore my creative juices have been sucked out my head all day. So I really have nothing to say today otherwise. But if you want to talk about the weather or Britney or the latest mortgage rates, feel free to let your thoughts be known.
- The Mountain Cat
posted by The Mountain Cat at 3:46 PM on Jan 31, 2008
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Close this window Jump to comment formI hope it all tasted good.
January 31, 2008 at 4:04 PM
*snickers to himself*
A wine tasting... HA!
January 31, 2008 at 4:05 PM
A whine tasting?
January 31, 2008 at 4:08 PM
Reggie:
Oh yes it did. Yes it did.
Doc:
Wild Turkey is considered wine, no?
Dirkstar:
Yes, I feel like Father O'Blivion.
January 31, 2008 at 4:13 PM
Lemme tell you guys about ole Mt. Cat's experience with wine. One year he came to my house for Thanksgiving. Of course my parents had just had the entire house recarpeted with an almost white expensive wall to wall carpeting... He brings a bottle of red wine for my folks. Lancers Blush if I remember correctly... just as we are sitting down to eat he bumps his glass and you guessed it... Lancers blush on the new carpet.. My mom still talks about how bad poor Mt Cat felt. Never worry we got out the stain... But the moral of teh story is that Mt. Cats seem to have a bad time with wine.
January 31, 2008 at 4:22 PM
Doc,
Two words: Wasn't me.
January 31, 2008 at 4:24 PM
Suuuuuuure it wasn't. And I also suppose it wasn't you who I went to the wine isle with at (not your)Harris Teeter where you didn't work and wasn't you who asked me what my parents didn't drink for wine and I said I don't know but they have a bottle of Lancers blush in the fridge. But it couldn't have been you.
January 31, 2008 at 4:28 PM
Doc,
While we are at it 'Mister I Have a Memory of an Elephant', let's not forget New Years' night 1996 when a plastered Doc shouts, 'Wow that woman is really drunk. She needs two people to help her to her car!' Only to hear from four of us in stereo; 'Doc they are helping her because she is blind!' Nice going Jerky.
January 31, 2008 at 4:43 PM
"jerky" *giggle*
January 31, 2008 at 4:48 PM
oh, boy...we're gettin' all the dirt here today, boys! hee, hee, hee!
January 31, 2008 at 4:53 PM
"Wine Tasting" is a generic term to me. I use it when I also mean a beer tasting, scotch tasting, tequila tasting etc.
But, I really, REALLY love wine.
As for the weather we made it through round one of the snow and got near 4 inches. Round two comes tonight where we might get another 6. Awesome, huh??
January 31, 2008 at 4:56 PM
Barack Obama is a big believer in global warming.
I just thought you should know...
January 31, 2008 at 5:02 PM
I drank at least 5 feedbags full of wine.
January 31, 2008 at 5:13 PM
So I'm working this telemarketing gig a few years back...
I'm talking to this sweet lady about providing her with an electric scooter...
My phone was wired for training that day and all my bosses and the newbies were listening in...
I was so close to closing the deal but she just kept saying, no.
Finally, I told her to give me her best reason for saying no and I'd show her how we could overcome it.
"Son, as much fun as talking to you has been today I just don't think riding around on an electric scooter would be very safe for an old blind lady."
Without missing a beat I replied, "Why shucks honey, I'll just make sure they put a horn on it for you."
As the collective gasp of horror rang out from training area the blind woman began laughing and laughing.
She asked to speak to my supervisor and told him to give me a raise.
Don't you worry, Doc. Blind people have a sense of humor too...
Thats probably why you get so many of them visiting your blog.
(Sorry, I just couldn't resist the cheap shot.)
January 31, 2008 at 5:15 PM
A nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat.
January 31, 2008 at 5:50 PM
At least get my quote right Mt. Cat....
January 31, 2008 at 6:33 PM
Never could enjoy wine.
I remember a party at a friends house when the parents were away, [you can picture the scene] my buddy and I had a bad plan with a couple of bottles of "Ripple". Lets sit in front of the fireplace [no fire]with the two bottles of "Ripple" and two shot glasses and we'll just do it all by taking shots!
We ignored the rest of the party and did what we set out to do, can you picture the scene?
IT WAS A BAD, BAD PLAN
I've never enjoyed a glass of wine since.
Truth from the gut!
January 31, 2008 at 6:36 PM
Just don't mix the grape and the grain. Not good.
January 31, 2008 at 7:05 PM
Doc, Ok smart-ass, what was the exact quote?
January 31, 2008 at 7:36 PM
"Looks like SOMEBODY had a little too much to drink tonight"
Most embarrased I have ever been.
January 31, 2008 at 9:41 PM
Hillary so totally smoked Obama's butt in the debate tonight...
It was so kewl.
January 31, 2008 at 10:39 PM
Oh My I so wish I was there! I LOVE WINE!!!! They would have prolly shut it down, I would have drank it all!
Hope you get your juices back!
Shalom
Still Single.
January 31, 2008 at 11:02 PM
So, John McCain was just on Jay Leno, and he believes global warming is real...
Yeah, he believes...
That fact alone would probably qualify him as the best candidate to be commander in chief.
Put that in your turkey fryer and smoke it.
February 1, 2008 at 1:50 AM
And how did I MISS THIS????
You both sound like two chickies... do you care?
Bark Bark Bark... has turned into MEOW MEOW MEOW... *** scatching nails on wood***
or in "your" case.. bauck bauck bauck (is that what chickens do?)
I love whine *hiccup* I mean beer *hiccup* I mean wine.... ;-p
February 1, 2008 at 2:21 AM
Was that a cry for sympathy I read??
February 1, 2008 at 7:10 AM
*Wonders if Mt. Cat is hung over again today*
February 1, 2008 at 8:10 AM
Kitty fine 2day.
Kitty no spike milk.
Kitty drink l8r.
February 1, 2008 at 9:45 AM
I'm taking the honky to a wine tasting called "Better than Sex" for Valentine's Day.
I'll let him prove the opposite. :)
February 5, 2008 at 12:15 AM