OMP: When you get home tonight, I have a surprise for you.
Me: Is it a pony?
OMP: It's not a pony.
Me: Are you sure it's not a pony? I really want a pony
OMP: Pretty sure it's not a pony.
Me: C'mon, you can level with me, it's a pony.
OMP: No
Me: It's a pony isn't it
Silence....
OMP: Yeah, it's a pony. It's a pink pony, with little puppies surrounding it and it craps out cupcakes that are non fattening and it burps bubblegum.
Me: You had me up till the burping bubblegum, everyone knows ponies don't burp bubblegum.
OMP: Yeah, cause it was totally believable up till that point.
Me: They burp little kisses that land on your cheek and make you giggle. Unicorns burp bubblegum
OMP: I'm hanging up the phone now.
Me: I can't wait to see my pony!
Click
Me: Hello? Burping pony? Anyone.
Only 1 more hour till I get my pony! I am so excited! He better have gotten me the deluxe model, you know, the one that sneezes rainbows...
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Close this window Jump to comment formThis had me almost snorting soda out my nose! Does that mean I'm a pony too? Lol I've had these types of conversations with my Hubby too.
July 13, 2011 at 2:40 PM
So did OMP forget to mention if the crapped cupcakes have sprinkles because we all know that sprinkles are vital to universal balance...
July 13, 2011 at 2:48 PM
This is a seriously funny post. Thank you. Really. Thank you.
July 13, 2011 at 3:05 PM
I hate you.......
July 13, 2011 at 3:42 PM
And by hate you mean love. Don't deny the love!
July 13, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Love it!!
July 13, 2011 at 4:45 PM
You two are awesome :o)
July 14, 2011 at 1:01 AM
Made my morning this did. Sound like Yoda I do...:)
July 14, 2011 at 6:15 AM
So what color is your pony!?!?!
July 16, 2011 at 6:14 PM