I got a new product in the mail today. It was just a smaller part of an order of gadgets and stuff that I wanted, and had shipped to me from Hong Kong, or some such place.

In the package was this device. It's innocent, really. It's a full body massager... Uh huh!

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But, if you will, take a look at that fine print... That's what got me laughing. Palates? My "neversness"? And, of course, I will use it often. I want to "maintain my good looking and so on."[Image]