What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I HAVE TEN LAMA TOKENS AND I AM STUCK HALF WAY OUT THE RESET CLOUD PLZ HELP ME FIND MY AGENDA 21ST BIRTHDAY CAKE I LEFT ON THE SUBWAY ABOUT A WEEK AGO ....
Sometimes brain damage feels like sunshine sometimes it feels like moonshine other times I can't get out of the simulation so I don't know what it feels like
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sperg
11:58 AM
The unicorns have consumed all but one if God's mutant children. He is now eating himself.
6:32 PM
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
2:36 AM
What is this?
7:27 AM
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11:35 PM
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8:07 PM
I HAVE TEN LAMA TOKENS AND I AM STUCK HALF WAY OUT THE RESET CLOUD PLZ HELP ME FIND MY AGENDA 21ST BIRTHDAY CAKE I LEFT ON THE SUBWAY ABOUT A WEEK AGO ....
5:45 AM
I LEFT IT AT THE SUBWAY WITH THE DEATH GRIPS SUX STICKER UNDERNEATH THE COKA COLA MACHINE THAT WASNT THERE THAT DAY
5:46 AM
Sometimes brain damage feels like sunshine sometimes it feels like moonshine other times I can't get out of the simulation so I don't know what it feels like
5:47 AM
Sometimes days feel like nights and nights feel cold as fuck
5:48 AM
What is anything really
9:38 AM
Belated thought process is hoe money
9:39 AM
Could you possibly tell me what this is all about?
7:20 PM
Keep browsing.
10:37 PM
Keep browsing.
10:37 PM
Tell us how you really feel
3:50 PM
I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
7:01 AM
Congratulations! Your cardboard box will be delivered to the train tressel 2.37 kilometers from your front door.
3:35 PM
Potato/potahto
Keep breathing. Life enables all opportunity
3:37 PM
why do some of these "posts" have comments and others dont, like how are you people even finding this shit
25/9/2020
11:55 PM
"Man, we just freaks chillin'
They're spoiling my fun!"
well said
7:00 PM
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7:15 PM
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6:17 AM
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10:05 AM