so it's 2am on saturday. as usual, i'm working on my tech-editing because i'm seriously behind schedule. further as usual, the tv is tuned to the cartoon network because that's about the only channel that isn't running infomercials at this time of the week.
and i'm envious. the cartoon bad guys get all the cool toys.
i don't even need the not-to-likely-to-happen super-power-granting types of things. i just want one of those two-knob video displays that allows a bad guy to fiddle the knobs and automatically tune into anything happening anywhere to anyone, simply by doing what appears to be the equivalent of searching for a keyword to find matching events. for example, they search on "bank vault" and see exactly when the guard at the bank vault falls asleep. or they search on "commissioner" and they see exactly where the commissioner is, and what he's doing.
these cartoon-bad-guy displays are much cooler than microsoft's latest smart display. and at least if i had a cartoon-bad-guy display, i'd have something to watch besides cartoon network at 2am on saturday.
"i want the toys of the cartoon bad guys"
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