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hmm. i've been thinking more about doug's comments and the treadmill purchase. we're closer to armageddon than i've given myself credit for. let's look at the signs:
1. jeff gets married.
2. marriage is consumated.
3. jeff replicates
4. eJeff is available on thongs, hats, panties, and boxers
5. jeff buys and uses a treadmill

that's five of seven! one of the last two is "jeff stops drinking beer," so barring unforseen medical issues, we should all be okay.

the last one is a secret*.

-J
*okay, maybe it's not so much a secret as it was i couldn't think of anything particularly funny to put right there.