I get to go to North Carolina, home of... Well, I'm not going to Asheville, which is the only place of many I've gone in NC that was worth getting to. We have a show there tomorrow.
Here's a topic to discuss in my absence:

Which American oil companies will profit most when we clobber Iraq and take control of the world's single largest lake of oil? Just so you know, it's already been promised and divied up.