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"A Modest Proposal."

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Anonymous Tim said...

great piece Rany.
Its remarkable that this organization is willing to let player whom are percieved as "uber-prospects" like Gordon, Butler and Hochever (and to a lesser extent moose-tacos and Hoz) spend little to no time at all the levels, yet players like Kila, Aviles, and now Disco, players that have PROVED they deserve a shot are forced to repeat levels and languish in the minors.

It seems like Dayton can't seem to recognize that sometimes players that you didnt see potential in, breakout, and good teams give these players shots.

In fact I would say it is IMPERITIVE that a team like the Royals, MUST give these players shots, as its the only way to fill in the cracks from your "uber-prospects" cheaply.

July 22, 2009 at 7:31 PM

Blogger ItsThisOrTherapy said...

Two things: It was great meeting you over the weekend. I hope there are more Rany at the Royals nights to come.

As for Disco, I want to see him here, too. However, with his ground ball rate and our infield defense, we may need a five man infield. Even with that lousy defense, though, I'd rather see Disco here.

July 22, 2009 at 7:44 PM

Anonymous Brandon K said...

Anything, and I repeat, anything has to be better than the bullpen that we trudge out there for 4 innings every night. If any of the pitchers we have in the bullpen now, with the exception of Soria, have any options left, they should be down in the minors. It can't be any worse than it has been. Bring up Hayes, Hughes and Yabuta, take a look at Marte and hell, maybe Hardy. Point is, they can't be any worse with these guys as we are with the current clowns that we throw out there every night.

Sorry I missed you at the game on Saturday, we got there late and pretty much took our seats as soon as we got there. About the 7th inning, my wife asked me, "Are they going to blow this one too?" and I didn't have the heart to tell her no, because deep down, as soon as Greinke left before the ninth, I knew it was a loss.

It's tough being a Royals fan, especially a Royals fan that doesn't blindly think that things are getting better without looking for themselves. Keep up the good work.

July 22, 2009 at 8:26 PM

Anonymous Unknown Royals Fan said...

Great column, Rany. You have the ability to get back on the horse and write a straight column again. I can't, and until I can complete a paragraph without using the word "suck" more than once, my own blog will be quiet.

The problem with Hillman isn't his inability to think outside the box, it's his inability to think, period. If a fan like me can predict that leaving Soria to rot during three potential game-changing opportunities would lead to him working a meaningless mopup inning just so he doesn't take root in the pen, why can't a great "baseball guy" like Hillman? Seriously, we're dealing with a lack of intelligence. And yet, we read that Hillman's focus this year was to get back more to his Bible, and how great and harmonious the atmosphere is in the clubhouse. Only a team of losers could be happy and congenial during this time, and that, unfortunately, is what GMDM hath wrought.

July 22, 2009 at 8:33 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Rany for less hatred this time. You are right on!!!! I was telling my dad today that they need to bring up Rosa and Hayes if nothing else than to change some things up. I'm tired of dying the same death every day in the 7th and 8th innings. You are so right!

Joel

July 22, 2009 at 8:46 PM

Anonymous Taylor said...

Still my favorite Royal blogger, keep it up Rany. Disco needs a shot, if only so that when Teahen is traded away Disco can take over the TV spots and keep some humor in an otherwise humorless atmosphere.

By the way, as I'm typing this, the boys are up 6-4 with Bale pitching in the 8th, and Kendry Morales just hit a leadoff double, Colon is coming in. Do we have any doubt about what will happen next?

July 22, 2009 at 9:43 PM

Anonymous Scott A said...

Funny.. first post in a month that I've actually enjoyed is the first one that didn't come off as whiny or bitter.

Stick with stats/info and remove emotion.. it's what got you a following and remains your strength.

July 22, 2009 at 9:46 PM

Anonymous Unknown Royals Fan said...

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

The Latin Asshole (literal translation of Roman Colon) just allowed the tying dinger. 8th inning, Soria sitting on the bench in the pen.

July 22, 2009 at 9:49 PM

Blogger Jayboid said...

Rany.........you are the best. Keep it up. Would write a more supportive comment, but just watched a backup catcher launch one to lose a game for Banny. Urrrrppppp

July 22, 2009 at 9:52 PM

Blogger Moderator said...

Great article Rany. Until the club can put the pen back together we'll have to hope for the next best alterantive... if we can convince MLB to go to 7 inning games we've got it in the bag.

Keep it up Rany.

July 22, 2009 at 9:53 PM

Anonymous Dan said...

Following the statistics is clearly incredibly important in baseball--and I understand that fact very well. Still, one of my favorite attributes about Disco is not something that can be found on a stat sheet: his smarts. He is extremely intelligent (baseball smart and regular smart), and that can go a long way in a pitcher's success.

I was very excited to see you write this article now. It was just last weekend I was lamenting to my dad about the Royals former relievers (primarily Affeldt and Nunez) and it eventually led to me claiming the Royals needed to bring up Chris "Disco" Hayes. At first, he laughed at the idea, but then reflected and said "Y'know, I think Quiz threw in the low 80s." I suppose you can't bring up a submarine pitcher to an old Royals fan and not expect a Quiz reference, but your immediate post here seems like too big a coincidence.

Keep up the great work.

July 22, 2009 at 9:56 PM

Anonymous Fast Eddie said...

And as we speak Bale, Colon, and Wright have blown another one.

It looks like Jacobs has lost the job that Gordon got when he came off the DL.

July 22, 2009 at 10:00 PM

Blogger Smithville said...

Hey Rany that was me playing (and ruling) the match game, I am a avid reader of yours, and a season ticket holder of the royals.

You are very welcome for the shout out you deserve it. Do I get any thing free? Or were can I e-mail you for a thanks?

July 22, 2009 at 10:01 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The comment that this team is full of losers is a bit harsh...I would say that there are few if any players on this team, save Soria and Grienke, that have the heart of a champion. Champions wouldn't be taking this all in stride, like the majority of the players and coaches and the GM are.

Nope..winning organizations know how to find players with talent AND heart. Unfortunately, the new regime seems to be struggling in that area.

And, winning organizations would not be running the same thick-headed, mistake repeating players out there time and time again. They would be benching them, or shedding them from the team. There seems to be no fear of failure with this group, quite frankly because they have nothing to fear.

GMDM and Trey Hillman are good Christian men, but they need to show less compassion and more fire if they want to ever right this sinking ship.

July 22, 2009 at 10:03 PM

Blogger bret eubank said...

Cruz still has the best stuff of anybody not named Soria in our pen. The other guys are jokes. Tonight is killing me. Banny deserved the win. It seems like I'm calling my dad nearly every night to vent about this team. I guess in a strange way the Royals collapse has served to unite us. I'm predicting a walk-off homer for Butler. We need it.

July 22, 2009 at 10:05 PM

Blogger bret eubank said...

Can't watch the game...was figgins hit legit? this is pretty awful stuff. soria has got to be perfect...no margin for error. where's the silver lining?

July 22, 2009 at 10:08 PM

Blogger adoyleBU said...

As I write this, that awesome trio of Bale-Colon-Wright just gave up 5 in 2/3 of an inning to blow a 2 run lead. Your point about Hayes is only getting stronger as I change the channel from this never ending shit show that is our bullpen. Unfortunately, I'm thinking that if I'm the Royals' front office, I don't bring him up ever, just to spite you, Rany. The second they get wind about how much you love this guy (if they don't know already), he'll be demoted back to AA or given his outright release. Let's hope I'm wrong.

July 22, 2009 at 10:14 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good post, Rany.

To the other readers - I'm tired of reading people bitch about Rany bitch; kind of hipocritical. Put your pecker away and stop pissing and moaning about Rany and his rants. It's his site. Don't like it, go somewhere else and F-off (and as many times as you like).

July 22, 2009 at 10:14 PM

Anonymous Mikey said...

"It's his site. Don't like it, go somewhere else and F-off (and as many times as you like)."
============
pretty ballsy stuff from a guy named Anonymous.

July 22, 2009 at 10:38 PM

Blogger Tim said...

Nice post, Rany. For a second, I thought you were going to all Jonathon Swift on us and suggest we all eat the Royals' bullpen.

July 22, 2009 at 10:44 PM

Anonymous Curtis said...

And Tim wins for best comment. Well played, sir.

I was sitting on the couch a couple of hours ago, we had just scored to take a 6-2 lead into the seventh inning. And I thought we had a 45% or so chance of losing the game.

That is really sad. That it came to pass is almost beside the point. The fact that it was that predictable is depressing.

July 22, 2009 at 10:54 PM

Anonymous Larry said...

When Guillen mysteriously didn't appear for his at bat in the second inning, I had the briefest of dreams that he had been traded. Sadly, it was only "sudden right leg pain." It was very disappointing.

July 22, 2009 at 11:05 PM

Anonymous Roy in Omaha said...

Rany, I emailed my sister in K.C. just this morning and gave her a list of a dozen things I'd do to fix things as best as possible with the options at-hand. One of those things was bringing up Chris Hayes.

My pipe dream list:

1. Release Jose Guillen. Recall Jordan Parraz, hand him a glove, and tell him he's the new right fielder until he either hits or plays his way out of the job.

2. Make Billy Butler the full time DH.

3. Recall Kila Ka'aihue, hand him a glove, and tell him he's the new 1st baseman until he either hits or plays his way out of the job.

4. Bench Mike Jacobs and use him only as a left hand pinchhitter off the bench or to spell Butler every once in a while (against right handed pitching only) at DH.

5. Hand Bryan Pena a catcher's mitt, and tell him he's the new catcher until he either hits or plays his way out of the job.

6. Get rid of either Buck or Olivo. My preference to disappear is Olivo. I think he is at least partially responsible for the pitcher's "issues".

7. Recall Chris Hayes and stick him in the bullpen.

8. Release Sidney Ponson.

9. Recall Kyle Davies and stick him in the rotation.

10. Put Chen in the bullpen with a use emphasis against left handed hitters.

11. Release Juan Cruz. The Diamondbacks obviously knew something.

12. Send Jamey Wright to Omaha (913 strikeouts to 818 walks ratio in 15 year MLB career!)

New lineup:

1. Alberto Callaspo 2B
2. David DeJesus CF
3. Mark Teahen LF
4. Billy Butler DH
5. Alex Gordon 3B
6. Bryan Pena C
7. Kila Ka'aihue 1B
8. Jordan Parraz RF
9. Yuniesky Betancourt SS

Bench:

Jacobs
Buck or Oilvo
Freel
Bloomquist


Rotation:

Greinke
Meche
Bannister
Hochevar
Davies

Bullpen:

Hayes
Chen
Bale
Soria
Mahay
Tejeda
Colon

This lineup puts the best OBP guy on the team in the leadoff spot. Pena is a switchhitter and is and will be a better hitter than either Buck or Olivo. We find out if Parraz is for real and why he has an minor league career OBP of .382. Ka'aihue, to me, is already a proven enough commodity that he will be a upgrade at the plate no matter whose spot in the lineup he takes. If either of these guys hits better than what we have (which is very likely), up in the lineup they go.

Lubanski just came off the DL and I don't know what Shealy's situation is in that regard right now. If Shealy were available, I'd release Jacobs and get him up here. Lubanski would have been a younger and cheaper alternative to Freel, who, at soon to be 34, has zero upside and is damaged goods, besides. Lubanski just turned 24.

3 lefties in the pen, and, 4 righties.

Next spring, with a new manager, this team has to rid itself of, at minimum:

1. Jacobs, can't hit, can't field.
2. Betancourt, can't hit, can't field.
3. Freel, too old, no upside, cheaper, younger alternatives exist.
4. Callaspo, fields so bad it does not offset his hitting.
5. At least some of the guys in the pen. The only untouchable is Soria.

My fixes only optimize things as best as possible with the tools the Royals have at hand, now

Sorry for the long post but I felt like I had something to say.

July 22, 2009 at 11:32 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK. Poor Trey. He finally goes with the "un" conventional thought of using his "closer" as the fireman he's supposed to be but picks the point in the inning (bases loaded) when you'd have to be Sandy Frickin' Koufax to put that fire out. Next time, AND YES, there will and should be a NEXT TIME, bring your best gun in with only one runner on base. DON'T even think about using tonight as a rationale/justification for going back in to your 9th inning only "defensive" mode.

July 22, 2009 at 11:48 PM

Blogger Grain of Salt said...

Hilly waffles so much, his next press conference will be sponsored by Bisquick.

Hilly's Top 5 Ipod Songs of the week:
5) "Crazy on You" - Heart
4) "Hysteria" - Def Leppard
3) "I'm a Nut" - Leroy Pullins
2) "Desperado" - The Eagles
1) "Purple Haze" - Jimi Hendrix

July 23, 2009 at 12:13 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Soria would have been perfect if he was brought in before the bases were loaded. The liner would have been caught with the infield back and the sac fly was out #3.

Hillman had no problem bringing Wright in for the THIRD time, but it's much too perilous to bring in Soria in the 8th (until it's too late). I almost wonder if he wanted it to fail so he could say "I told you so"?

Hillman worships the SAVE, plain and simple.

July 23, 2009 at 2:17 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ Roy in Omaha:

Nice. I'd also:

1) Start a two- or three-man Stats Deparment (hire Rany?); consult accordingly.

2) In the interest of time, only draft proven college junior/seniors (over high schoolers) . I suppose 'a bird in hand is worth two in the bush' also applies here, at least generally.

July 23, 2009 at 6:08 AM

Blogger Clint said...

Poor Disco Hayes.. In the Royals' eyes, a Rany endorsement is like the kiss of death. You just ruined a young man's baseball career, Rany. And I'm being serious.

July 23, 2009 at 6:31 AM

Anonymous Chance said...

If the Royals seriously downgrade Disco Hayes because one of our most devoted fans (former fan, anyway) thinks so highly of him, then I don't know what to say. Disco is not in the majors because he doesn't "look" the part. Sad but true. Production doesn't matter to GMDM as much as pedigree and "potential".

Roy in Omaha: Nice plan. Not sure if GMDM has the balls to admit he made so many mistakes, though.

BIG COMPLAINT: Why is there some notion that GMDM is a master at building a bullpen? Is ours any good? Hmmmm?

July 23, 2009 at 7:49 AM

Blogger royalfan said...

Excellent points made!! I could not agree more about the current mind set in baseball today regarding closers. I remember well the day of Firemen relievers like Quisenberry. Your best relief ace to put out the fire in a game and perhaps close it out as well. A team like the Royals, who have so few ideal situations to even put one of their best players in the game illustrates this point even more. Soria is with out question the best relief pitcher on this team but because of the ineptitude of the team and by only using him in final inning save situations one of your best players rarely plays the game.

July 23, 2009 at 8:03 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rany, you read my mind on Rosa. I'd be all for seeing Disco in the bullpen too. If he gets lit up, well, it's no different than the current situation. My gut says he'd be good for at least two weeks until the league got a read on him.

July 23, 2009 at 8:23 AM

Blogger Unknown said...

My son came down and looked at the TV and said "Dad thats awesome the Royals are winning" I hadnt the heart to tell him that a 6-2 lead for the Royals is the equivalent of a tie game and that no matter the score the Royals had already lost.

This is getting more pathetic with each passing day.

July 23, 2009 at 9:00 AM

Blogger Steve Buffum said...

If you need any relief pitchers, you may have any of ours. Any of 'em. Really.

Signed,
Mark Shapiro

July 23, 2009 at 9:12 AM

Blogger Crembo said...

My sentiments exactly. Was preparing to add that to the Star article yesterday. Get rid of Wright and Colon and bring up Disco and Rosa--and I would consider bringing up Yabuta who appears to have gotten things a bit better.

July 23, 2009 at 10:09 AM

Blogger Ryan said...

"Rany Rules." Hilars. I'm glad we're infiltrating their games. Now if we can sabotage "kiss cam" with couples holding up "Fire GMDM" signs, then everything will be complete.

Anyone see that Buster Olney "Freakonomics" Q&A on the nytimes blog? He said something about teams not investing in older players in their early 30s, because they don't trust their longetivity post-steroids era.

Oops.

July 23, 2009 at 10:42 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would be nice for once to see trey hillman shut the clubhouse doors and give them a good chewing out, has that happened EVER in his tenure here? i doubt it.

my point is ... it would be nice to see a little emotion and life out of the manager! he's as laid back as can be, someone light a fire under this man!

July 23, 2009 at 11:04 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for getting back to your baseball analyses and away from the pure bitterness. While there is plenty to be frustrated about with the Royals (trust me, I'm as upset as anyone), I can handle the anger side of things on my own. I come to this blog for insight, intelligence, and a different perspective on things. This is your sweet spot so I hope to see more of it.

July 23, 2009 at 11:40 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Out-of-town owners
As long as the royals and chiefs have out of town owners, neither team will appear in a superbowl or world series. That is not the goal of either owner making money or not spending money is.

I will bet everybody now the al davis will see an oakland raider team in the superbowl before the chiefs. And for as long as walmart owns the royals they wont be anything more than a .500 team at best.

July 23, 2009 at 12:52 PM

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July 23, 2009 at 12:54 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Omaha Royals bullpen has now gone 14.1 consecutive scoreless innings. Last night, Waechter and Rosa finished up (Rosa's 6th save). Surely somebody from Omaha can do as well as the current collection? Just saying.

July 23, 2009 at 1:16 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

wal-mart does not own the royals. david glass used to work for wal-mart, but no longer does, nor does he serve on that company's board of directors any longer, having retired earlier this year.

July 23, 2009 at 2:04 PM

Anonymous tilly uhlich me so...roughly said...

Please bring the bitterness. I think it a tad folly that the discussion in mid July is what effect on the team bringing up two minor league relief pitchers would be.

Boycott this arrogance! These are the people that we are giving 250M to and they not only act like they built the stadium themselves but they triple the ticket prices. Oh and then provide a sh** product.

The mensa members running the team talk about differentiating their product from other entertainment options in town.

Mission Accomplished.

July 23, 2009 at 2:13 PM

Blogger Shelby said...

Tilly Uhlich Me is right-on

July 23, 2009 at 3:06 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rany. I agree that humor is the only way to follow the Royals and still enjoy the team. I went to the game last night, July 22, and I was very angry during the 8th inning blowup and after the game. It's not the right attitude for a game that is supposed to be fun. I am trying to recover so I can enjoy the Royals again. Humor will be my watchword. Thank you for the therapy!

July 23, 2009 at 5:55 PM

Blogger Kansas City said...

Good post by Randy. Andit produced an iInteresting thread.

Unknown Royals Fan raises a legitimate question about Hillman's intelligence. It is a combination of him saying dumb things and saying them with certainty/arrogance. I have never heard a guys sound so confident in spouting nonsense.

The season is now lost, so it is easier to laugh about his explanations regarding the use of Soria. The four out versus five out explanation was nonsense, and he did not follow his own rule either on Friday or on Wednesday.

In a less noted comment, I heard him on the radio saying he would not bring Soria in for a few outs in a crucial 8th inning and then use someone else in the 9th if he thought Soria should not finish because he did not have confidence in the guys he would need to use in the 9th -- EARTH TO TREY, THOSE ARE THE SAME GUYS THAT YOU CURRENTLY ARE USING WITH THE GAME ON THE LINE IN THE 8TH.

The whole deal about number of outs is silly, since presumably the criteria to judge demand on a pitcher is pitch count, not outs, and Hillman is in complete control of how many pitches Soria or anyone else throws. He also yesterday offered the comic explanation that a day off today made a difference - he is in complete control of giving Soria a day off whenever he needs it.

Roy in Omaha also has a lot of good ideas on changes. The only one that made me pause is releasing Cruz. He has a good enough track record and good enough stuff not to give up onhim based on one slump.

It would be harsh and expensive to give up on Guillen and Jacobs and Buck and/or Olivo, but logically you can see the reason to do so. As to the cheaper older players (e.g., Ponson, Freel) it is almost a no-brainer to stop using them and get he young guys some playing time.

July 23, 2009 at 6:04 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

no the man that ran walmart and chased all the companies to china

And was one of the owners to kill the world series during the strike

And the man that doesnt show up to the games anymore

Anybody think ewing would have done any of those

July 23, 2009 at 7:49 PM

Anonymous FAst Eddie said...

Guillen on DL, Maier up. No further comment.

July 23, 2009 at 8:38 PM

Blogger ItsThisOrTherapy said...

Tim's Jonathon Swift reference may be the funniest blog response I've seen this year. Good stuff.

I don't think that your endorsement will do Disco any harm. Unless I'm forgetting something, I've not ever seen GMDM make a move for petty reasons, and not promoting Disco because you endorsed him would be the height of pettiness. We may not like all his baseball reasons for his moves, but from what I have seen, if he thought Disco would help and was ready, he would be here.

It makes the KC club harder to watch today, but I still prefer the "learn in Omaha" to the "promote from Wichita too early" of years past. Having said that, the "learn in Omaha" phase went a bit far with Aviles. It hasn't gotten ridiculous yet for Disco - he's only been there for less than two months.

As for Kila, I wish they'd call him up now. They may see something in him that makes them think he'll fail. If that's the case, they are probably right, but let's find out now - he'd be cheaper than Jacobs next year, and if we get a couple months to look at him at this level, they'll know more about what they have.

July 23, 2009 at 9:00 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

c'mon rany, we want more from you! post everyday brotha! love the stuff. how bout bringing up kk, can't be any worse than jacobs, and much cheaper, and i totally agree with you on the rosa/hayes thing.

let's get some young guys up here! at least we'd have a future and hope to root for.

listeng dayton? i KNOW you read this blog.

July 23, 2009 at 9:03 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

not like i had high hopes for him as a big leaguer, but Joe Dickerson retired. weird. i think he was injured. anyone know more? what's the over/under on Derrick Robinson retiring? Moustakas? :)

July 24, 2009 at 12:21 PM

Blogger Rob said...

Somebody already mentioned that Quiz wasn't exactly a fireballer...his game was all about control.

The all-time MLB saves leader, Trevor Hoffman, hardly ever breaks 85 now yet he still is regarded as one of the premier closers in the league, still finds ways to get guys out. Changeup after changeup and a Peggy Lee "is that all there is" fastball seems to work just fine for him.

This fetish for pitchers who can throw a snowball through a blast furnace without it getting soggy (h/t Bill James) is something that a small-market, small-budget "moneyball" team would be wise to avoid.

July 24, 2009 at 3:51 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rany, You have gone after the players, trainers, doctors, managers, GM, etc.... but WHY have you not gone after our apathetic, non-existent, and incompetent owners, Dave and Dan Glass?

Have they even attended a game this year, much less given two shits about how the team is doing? I'm sure they are very pleased with the attendance thus far, counting the dollars and laughing to themselves back in Bentonville, Ark.

Glass family, please gracefully turn the reins over to a local KC-based business/family to buy the franchise and you can fade back to Arkansas.

Anyone have any ideas what local Kansas Citian or businesses could buy this team?

July 25, 2009 at 1:07 PM

Blogger KC FAN IN NOLA said...

What is your Royals Return on Commitment™ (R.O.C.)??


http://www.businessweek.com/managing/content/jul2009/ca20090714_025633.htm?link_position=link17

July 25, 2009 at 1:24 PM

Anonymous Juancho said...

I'd say my Royals Return on Commitment is pretty low, since I'm enough of a fan to buy the Internet radio thing to listen to the games, and when I'm in KC I always try to see at least one game. Therefore, I'm committed financially.

My emotional commitment is strong enough that I remember the playoffs and the Series and how great that was, and I'll never forget it.

So, yeah, really, I'm not getting much back (in terms of winning games) from my commitment. On the other hand, I do really like pro baseball, even if my team's not playing, and being a Royals fan gives me a certain status, since you gotta be hardcore to confess your allegiance in, say, New York or Chicago.

And we'll always have Brett, Quiz, McRae, White, and Saberhagen to talk about.

July 25, 2009 at 5:15 PM

Blogger gbewing said...

never more than 4-I mean 5 - absolutely no more than 6 outs -aw hell he's starting both games of the next double header

Hillman such a man of integrity

July 25, 2009 at 8:54 PM

Anonymous Dayton Moore said...

I will not call up Chris Hayes! Forget it, Rany Jazayerli. You cannot play for MY Kansas City Royals unless you are also deemed to be a great athlete capable of throwing a baseball 95 miles per hour or running the 40-yard dash in under 4.5 seconds. Anyone failing those tests will remain in Omaha.

Which would you rather have, an awesome athlete like Yuneskiy Betancourt, or some fat, unathletic slob like Prince Fielder? If you would rather have Prince Fielder, that just shows my superiority to you!

July 25, 2009 at 10:31 PM

Blogger Shelby said...

TPJ

July 26, 2009 at 2:03 PM

Blogger Shelby said...

is it just me or has Ponson performed as good or better than we could have hoped?

July 26, 2009 at 3:15 PM

Blogger Jimmy said...

Rany, in case you haven't seen the great news yet:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4357116

July 26, 2009 at 3:40 PM

Anonymous Casper said...

Rany, you have to give credit when it's due now - Hillman used Soria in a 6-out save and the Royals are moving TPJ to the mound. I think both are indicative of, if nothing else, learning from previous mistakes.

July 26, 2009 at 11:35 PM

Anonymous Cody said...

Rany give us your take on Hochevar's latest anamoly - 13 K's no walks in 7 innings. That along with his last outing where he had 9 or 10 k's plus his 80 pitch CG this year are making me feel better about Cool Hand Luke!

July 27, 2009 at 1:51 PM

Anonymous Unknown Royals Fan said...

Shelby - Ponson has performed better than expected, simply because everyone expected him to be biblically bad. I thought yesterday's performance was good because he was able to battle and get out of jams. His physical stuff has always been good, but it's been the area between the ears that's been his problem.

July 27, 2009 at 2:01 PM

Blogger Unknown said...

Soria's 6 out save was the product of Soria himself begging to be used in the 8th to "stop the bleeding." I don't think it has anything to do with Hillman learning from any mistakes.

July 27, 2009 at 4:50 PM

Anonymous gladbag said...

I don't know what the big deal was supposed to be about our bullpen. With the exception of Cruz who is simply dreadful right now, the rest of the relievers are basically career average to 1/2 run ERA worse than average for the season to date. I'm sure that 1/2 run can easily be chalked up to the poor defense. So, the pen has performed about as expected-better early in the season and worse lately. The problem is, they were all mediocre pitchers to begin with so expecting the bullpen to be a strength was ALWAYS irrational.

July 27, 2009 at 4:55 PM

Anonymous Cody said...

What do u think about the royals batting Freel and Bloomquist 2, since they are out of it why don't we bat Gordon there and get him as many AB's as possible instead of wasting AB's on fringe big leaguers!!

July 27, 2009 at 9:06 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing quite as depressing as a fan than to watch a 39-59 team stand pat at the trading deadline... seriously... no trade rumors at all bubbling up??? Come on, Dayton, at least leak some "discussions" so we have reason to believe you are TRYING to improve the ballclub!

July 28, 2009 at 9:06 AM

Anonymous Cody said...

I guess he figures there is no trade to make - unless we can pick up another utility player like Ryan Freel and Willie Bloomquist and give them 500 plus at bats!

July 28, 2009 at 9:47 AM

Anonymous FAST EDDIE said...

CASPER, I THINK THESE ARE A RESULT OF HILLMAN LISTENING TO SABRMETRICIANS AND OTHERS IN ORDER TO LEARN HOW TO MANAGE!

July 28, 2009 at 9:51 AM

Anonymous Fast Eddie said...

The Boston Herald reports the Red Sox may be interested in acquiring Willie Bloomquist. Anyone know more?

July 28, 2009 at 10:25 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bloomy? Never! Too valuable to the last place Royals.

July 28, 2009 at 12:14 PM

Blogger Unknown said...

Maybe the goal is to "catch" the Nationals and get the #1 pick - so we can pass on Bryce Harper and pick a high schooler from Georgia - you know, since the Braves are scouting him...

July 28, 2009 at 12:24 PM

Anonymous Chance said...

Bloonquist isn't worth anything to the Royals as a on-field player. His only value is as a tradeable asset. Why he hasn't been traded, is beyond me. We can easliy replace his fill-in capacity, and with him tailing off offensively as of late, losing him won't really hurt much. And, we are already a lock for a top 3 pick, so hanging onto a player that gives us that small of an uprgrade only looks foolish to me.

July 28, 2009 at 1:18 PM

Anonymous Cody said...

agree with Chance, especially when you have his twin brother Chris Freel on the roster. No reason to have basically the same player, career wise Freel is the better of the 2. Might as well cash in on Bloomquists results while you can, because the more at bats he gets the more his value will plummet like Betancourts On base percentage

July 28, 2009 at 3:06 PM

Anonymous Dayton Moore said...

2 out of 3: Hottest team in baseball!!
Looks like Betencourt isn't as bad as you thought Rany!!
His 150/152/200 make TPJ look like Lou Gehrig.

July 28, 2009 at 6:27 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

trades'zem... trades'zem all before it's too late!!!

July 29, 2009 at 8:43 AM

Blogger aerobica said...

Whew. Thank God the bullpen blew up again last night. I was beginning to worry.

July 30, 2009 at 6:48 AM

Anonymous Fast Eddie said...

Now batting for the Royals, Yuniesky Pena.

July 30, 2009 at 8:59 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will rany ever post again?

July 30, 2009 at 9:20 AM

Anonymous Cody said...

Come on Rany - throw us a bone.

July 30, 2009 at 9:39 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rany. Do you have any clever names for Trey Hillman? After last nights game, the best I could come up with was Trey Killwins. The dartboard approach to the blowpen has me at wit's end.

July 30, 2009 at 10:36 AM

Blogger Unknown said...

- Royals - GM Dayton Moore overpriced Mark Teahen, David DeJesus and Willie Bloomquist. Incredibly, he wants to keep the same pieces in place for 2010.

That quote was from an article on "circling the bases" about the trade deadline moves.

I usually take most articles with a grain of salt but those guys are usually spot on when it comes to analysis.

I wonder who we were asking for in return for them.

August 3, 2009 at 1:16 AM

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