This post just moved you to the top of my favorite blogs list. I think the part where you called yourself an "imperial sized douchebag" is what hooked me. Ha. You're awesome.
March 4, 2012 at 6:53 PM
Here's some bad poetry from when I was in high school. Apparently my feelings about women were rather inconsistent. These two gems were right next to each other. Get ready for some of the worst kind of bad poetry. It's Sanctimalicious!
Up and Around
It'll seek you out today Seep into your room like smoke Caress the wounds it left If your mind wasn't numbed by pain you might realize the irony Now it cries its liar's tears and begging with empty words He would never hurt it was it an undefinable thing whose excuses like a river pressures of work surging beyond the banks the water drown you both you were both victims you were physically surrendered and made to endure he was made to surrender control he would never hurt it was it an undefinable thing you'll see this more clearly when your eye heals get some sleep you'll need your strength it's on its third beer its tears have all dried up all you can see in its eyes is hell
Jesus! I almost want to add a "MUWHAHAHAHA" to the end there.
Love Poem #38C
If I were a painter you would be my painting If I were music I would be a musician You're the object of my passion These are all lies lies some joker tells to invade your space it doesn't matter how trite or hackneyed these expressions become you'll still succumb because these words are your excuse for failing to guard your gates Everytime you into these atrocities against creativity another poet dies If you make my words meaningless You're a whore not only of body but spirit as well You sold my soul and didn't even ask I'd say you owe me Oh I see You need some words If I were a pedophile you'd be my prepubescent playmate So can I get some!
Man, I was just an imperial sized douchebag.
posted by SinisterPurpose at 11:29 PM on Feb 22, 2007
"Bad Poetry 101"
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This post just moved you to the top of my favorite blogs list. I think the part where you called yourself an "imperial sized douchebag" is what hooked me. Ha. You're awesome.
March 4, 2012 at 6:53 PM