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Anonymous Anonymous said...

is your actual birtday on the 23rd?

6:37 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am a floppy fudgepuddle

6:38 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you and me both buddy

6:38 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

7 years?!?!? jesus christ already.

9:07 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

vers the awesome other guitarist gonna be? ya know the one that plays the fuck out of that guitar with the pickups falling out?

4:11 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

rck out w/ur cok out mofo

1:30 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

chris what do you want for your birthday

5:10 PM

Blogger -chokestah- said...

my birthday is the 24th. so on midnight we will have some kind of ritual of who knows.

yeah 7 years. at least. we've been terebithia since my sophomore year, which was....97...

i have alienated the other guitarist he is in portland and i owe him 50 bucks which i haven't sent to him. he does indeed play the fuck out of the guitar.

i don't want shit for my birthday. i want the bar to be full of my friends.

8:20 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you get shit last year?

9:44 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

eye heard that the awesome other guitarist is actually living in olympia with a needle up his sleeve, a cough, one foot in the grave, keefed up and dealing with the rigoris rigormortis hand of death knocking on grey lungs, he is not blind or fat despite what the rumor mill says, he is working on a rock'n'roll comeback album.

12:36 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Astronautics Project Manager
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10:42 PM

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