Excuse me if I'm not blogging quite as much as I sometimes do, but you see, I've got a novel to write, a book to read, a computer game to master, my mother to help, the Olympics to laze in front of, the piano to play and my cat to lavish love over (plus my wife to murder and New Zealand to frame for it, of course... oh wait, I don't have a wife... oops). I never knew lazing around could be such hard work.