Things I would like to have on a T-shirt:You could do so much better.
Join my cult! (Thanks, Rysie for both of those.)
You don't know me. (Control Corps witness protection program.)
Satan wants me for a sunbeam.
No.
I don't do cute. (This one is readily available. I want to add to the back: "But I do everything else.")
I hate democracy, and I vote.Things I already have on a T-shirt:Spank me.
Wench (with Evil on the back and all!)
23