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Pub Golf
Rules:The course will consist of 9 holes, each being represented by a different drinking establishment.
Each hole has a pre-designated par.
Each player will be teamed up with another player.
Your partner will mark off each drink on the scorecard on the front of your shirt.
Each player will be given a score at the end of each hole based on the scoring system.
Scoring system:1 point per drink is taken from the par at that hole. ie: 3 drinks at a par 3 establishment gives a score of 0 (or par) for that hole (and that is a Good Thing).
4 drinks at a par 3 gives a birdie for that hole (-1)
2 drinks at a par 3 gives a bogie (+1)
The best score for any hole is an albatross (-3) and any additional drinks don't count.
Additional rules:Throwing up incurs a 1-stroke penalty.
If you must throw up, you must shout "Fore!" before doing so, otherwise it will be a 2-stroke penalty.
Bunkers will be decided by the course organisers, and negotiating the bunker requires the consumption of a shot. Failure to negotiate incurs a 2-shot penalty.
Downing a drink in one scull represents a Hole In One, and will take two strokes off your card.
Missing a hole is a 2-stroke penalty.

(Alternatively, a variant version.)