Cleaning out my Outlook Express. Mervellous procrastination (yes, I noticed the typo myself, but I like it so much, I think I'll keep it).

Some of the more amusing subject lines in my sent box:I *am* a cave troll
Tantric cyberspace
Goth with a sledgehammer
What was I doing with my youth?
Holy Sequel, Batman!
you, me and some latin git
97% hobbit-free (unfortunately)
People who suck this week.
Non-pornalicious arty-farty fanfic
Re: I'm a wanker
Re: Advice - McGuffin
Not *gasp* a HAPPY ENDING!
Werewolves are scared of the dark
Orli's a bastard, so he is
If you don't like my walking, get off the sidewalk
Make a move and the Snoopy gets it.
all the things that are't good about scientology
KFC boys are easy.