Despite the best efforst of:Virgin Blue
QANTAS
midnight taxis
boot shops (killer boots! Killer Boots!)
Russ (keys in the car, with the car running)
art galleries
commercial television (who wants to get on television and make an idiot of themselves?)
public library computers that only let you book in for half an hour, yeah, yeah, I'll be finished in two minutes, I swear...I am still alive, well, and kicking. Sometimes more than others. I'm also in Queensland, enjoying myself, and I met Elle who is very, very cool. We consumed chocolate. It was great.

Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. I am a goldfish.