I have, in the past, been told that in response to the inane question: "Whatcha doin'?" my usual respone of "Nothin' much" (or, on particularly loquacious days: "Bugger all, dear boy") is unacceptably boring. With that in mind, a list of other potential responses:Pandering to the heathens.
Alphabetising my clothes by what I did in them last.
Desexing my stereo.
Full-contact origami.
Considering the viability of world domination.
Tie-dying my fridge.
Making reservations for the afterlife.
Playing Queen backwards, looking for Satanic messages.
Paying off Third World debt.
Taxidermy.
Tantric crochet.
Bringing about the Apocalypse.