While cleaning out my inbox (it gets messy in there), some of the more interesting email subjects:
AhhhhhhhhChoooooooooo!
Re: Ha ha FUCKING ha!
Re: *sidles in, whistling innocently?*
The Amazing Compendium of Crap
Cash Bonanza (this was, incredibly, not spam)
Star Wars shit
why a fork brother, why not a knife... or an ice pick?
Sir yes sir
But i don't wanna repeat you! Waaaaah!
I can't believe I'm bothering.
A distressingly small list of interesting titles considering there are 250+ emails in my box. Honestly. My friends should do better. This is a far cry from the halcyon days of emails from J2 with subjects such as: "If I see him again, I'll rip his tits off".