Funniest thing I've heard all week: "All your spy plane are belong to China."

The story told the official way.

The A version:
A: Right, there was this American spy plane flying over China, and these two Chinese fighters found it and said: "Ullo, ullo, what's all this then?"
D: You're nicked, sonny.
A: Pretty much. Then there was 'a collision', and the plane has to land in China.
D: Whoops.
A: Yep. And the Americans are going: "Um, you give that plane back! And don't you look inside either!"
D: And the Chinese are going: "No."

Honestly. America just can't do anything right, can it? First it bombs an embassy, and now this. China must think the gods are smiling on them.