Is there any polite way of saying: "Hey, your name is the one I always use as my fake name when I'm randomly chatted up by psychos!"

...no, probably not.

Christmas is...

...getting the Marilyn Manson album as a present and spending the rest of the day mentally singing: "Are you motherfuckers ready?"

This post brought to you by abuse of the ellipsis and guilt over the fact that I haven't posted in a week.