Hey Mark - You're wrong. You're going to like my movie. Why? Because it's gross, funny and SMART. You're going to laugh - and hate yourself for laughing.
Thirty years hence, an older, distinguished, and infinitely richer Steve Schnier, reflecting on the half-vast empire that he's built up, turns to the camera and says, "I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a louse"
My agent called -- some people from one of the major Hollywood players have read my "daily diaries" in The National Post. It led them to this blog. They've called and want to meet with me.
Steve, the main reason I post here on Mark's blog is for the high-paying work that inevitably comes my way. Actually, it's a case of mistaken identity, as Mark and I look a little alike, so the client thinks they're dealing with Mark. One time the prospective client, still mistakingly thinking I was Mark, said I looked a little different than he had remembered. Thinking fast, I assured him that it was just because I'd lost a little height from dieting. Mark doesn't know this yet, but there was an additional season of "Monster by Mistake" that I produced behind his back before the client ever got wise...
Y'know, I had the same problem. I was working at a studio in town and there was a certain girl. But she always looked different. One day she'd be tall and the next day she's be short and wear glasses. Turns out there were two girls with the same first name. Took a while for me to catch on...
Hey Mark, Hope all is well. Just to let you know, the movie is finished and we're about to begin shopping it. Also, I'm writing my column for The National Post during TIFF again this year.
And best of all, I've started work on the next one. And no film clips this time.
August 25, 2008 7:32 AM
[Image]Steve Schnier, caricatured at left by Peter Emslie, has a long history in the animation industry, including creating the series Freaky Stories. Steve is somebody willing to go out on a limb. Where other people dream, Steve hustles.
Steve's latest project is a feature film made from home movies that he bought on Ebay called Pubic Lice: The Motion Picture. The budget? $4,000. You can read all about it and see some clips here.
Steve is not only attending the Toronto International Film Festival searching for a distributor, he's also writing a daily column for Canada's National Post newspaper all week, detailing his experiences. I believe that this is the first article.
To be honest, I'll probably hate this movie. It's just not what I look for in a film. But having said that, I think that Steve was absolutely right to take a chance on this and push it as far as he can. Steve doesn't give his ideas away. He markets them. He's not afraid to get meetings or to pitch at the slightest opportunity. The future is always going to belong to corporations, but we're living in a time where there are ways to publicize your ideas that didn't exist in the past and because of that, the future is also going to belong to people like Steve. If you've got ideas, great! Now think of ways to market them.
"Steve Schnier at the Toronto International Film Festival"
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Hey Mark - You're wrong. You're going to like my movie. Why? Because it's gross, funny and SMART. You're going to laugh - and hate yourself for laughing.
September 06, 2007 6:32 PM
Besides, pubic lice are really popular with today's audiences. From what I hear anyway, they tend to grow on you...
Hope you get plenty of investors for your infesters, Steve!
September 06, 2007 10:06 PM
Thanks for the kind(?) wishes Pete,
Remember: LICE IS NICE!
S
September 07, 2007 5:07 PM
Thirty years hence, an older, distinguished, and infinitely richer Steve Schnier, reflecting on the half-vast empire that he's built up, turns to the camera and says, "I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a louse"
September 07, 2007 6:43 PM
Pubic Lice have been very, very good to me...
September 07, 2007 10:58 PM
My agent called -- some people from one of the major Hollywood players have read my "daily diaries" in The National Post. It led them to this blog. They've called and want to meet with me.
September 08, 2007 8:16 AM
This blog or your blog? If it was this one and it leads to paying work for you, well, that's more than it ever did for me. Good luck, Steve.
September 08, 2007 9:57 AM
Sorry Mark, MY blog.
See what happens when I post before I'm awake?
September 08, 2007 11:20 AM
Steve, the main reason I post here on Mark's blog is for the high-paying work that inevitably comes my way. Actually, it's a case of mistaken identity, as Mark and I look a little alike, so the client thinks they're dealing with Mark. One time the prospective client, still mistakingly thinking I was Mark, said I looked a little different than he had remembered. Thinking fast, I assured him that it was just because I'd lost a little height from dieting. Mark doesn't know this yet, but there was an additional season of "Monster by Mistake" that I produced behind his back before the client ever got wise...
September 08, 2007 2:51 PM
Y'know, I had the same problem. I was working at a studio in town and there was a certain girl. But she always looked different. One day she'd be tall and the next day she's be short and wear glasses. Turns out there were two girls with the same first name. Took a while for me to catch on...
September 08, 2007 10:56 PM
Hey Mark,
Hope all is well. Just to let you know, the movie is finished and we're about to begin shopping it.
Also, I'm writing my column for The National Post during TIFF again this year.
And best of all, I've started work on the next one. And no film clips this time.
August 25, 2008 7:32 AM