Adventurers/Players 1. Got any Healing Spells left? 2. No one took Identify? 3. It's a Trap! 4. Who's opening the door? 5. I'm not going in there 6. I'm searching for Secret Doors 7. I attempt to disbelieve* 8. Dammit, dammit, dammit! 9. Can't anyone Detect Magic? 10. Try touching it 11. No way!  YOU do it! 12. Is the _______ Spell still in effect? 13. 'Twelve'... no, wait, 'Thirteen'! 14. We can't trust him 15. But... it's written on my Character Sheet! 16. Wait, where are we? 17. Can't I just DO that? 18. Someone read that Clue/Riddle/Note again 19. Hold on a sec, let me look it up...  20. We already tried that
DMs 1. You can't possibly be carrying all that 2. You tell me... did anyone write it down? 3. (looks around gaming table)  ...Everybody Roll Initiative! 4. Are you SURE you want to do that? 5. When suddenly... 6. Well... it certainly LOOKS like _______ 7. Let me see your Character Sheet for a sec... 8. It's not doing anything; it's just sitting there 9. It appears to be empty 10. No, really guys, it's empty, just move on 11.You do realize that's going to: make a lot of noise/take forever/really piss them off 12. _______ isn't flammable; you can't just dump a flask of oil on it and make it disappear 13.  Because: that's just impossible/it will ruin the story/I said so! 14. OK... describe to me exactly how you're attempting to do this 15.*sigh* ...EVERYBODY make a Saving Throw vs _______ 16. Are you joking, or does your Character actually say that? 17. They're not there anymore, just some bits of chewed-up saddles and bloodstains 18. Are you keeping track of ______? 19. Hold on a sec, let me look it up...  20. You already tried that
*don't know how this one ever got started; if there's a Save vs Illusion, I've already rolled it.  I keep telling them that, but no one listens