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Odd Houserule: XP is awarded only when the Party enters a tavern and orders a drink. I have no idea who among our group first came up with this, or why, but we've been doing it for many years.

In order to identify their establishments to a largely illiterate populace, the taverns of Gnarth typically display a colorfully painted image or distinctive item above or near the entrance.

Barking Chicken there's a chain of these. no one knows what it meansHorny Toad when you aren't picky, you just wanna get laidIron Spike great place to advertise for/hire henchlingsFunky Monkey chimps entertain the clientele for tipsGrinning Golem those causing a ruckus will most definitely be bouncedPlunging Piercer natural cavern, 100' below street lvlGoblin's Gizzard drinks are OK, but don't order foodDragon's Flagon 1CP drafts during full moonRoast Beast locals recommend the mystery meat, but it's all about the gravyRandom Encounter pick-up barPurring Puss "exotic" live act is a cat doing tricks onstageCloven Hoof there's something in the basementOld Wheel built around a massive metal cog sunken in the earthClanking Tankard dbl freebie for the Party; someone buys drinks and supplies infoSilver Shortsword lycanthropes! Albino Rhino it's head is mounted above the bar, speaks in riddlesDouble Zero bartender is Psionic, reads minds, etc.Golden Grail fops and dandiesHalf Pint wee folk; Halfings, 1/4lings, fingerlingsBusted Nut drifters, ne'er-do-wellsShitty Griffon panders to the very wealthy, who refer to it as "The Griffon"Smoking Bowl damn hippies, all-porridge menuArguing Ettin Giant-class bartender dispenses two forms of conflicting adviceLucky Charm dude, that bartender's a leprechaunSalted Slug scary restrooms, smelly buggersBob's Dungeon he's retired, now, but has plenty of tales of his adventuring daysEunuch's Balls chance reunion with old NPC friendBottomless Pit it's where the customers go, 'cause sometimes ya just gotta goLeo's Tiny Hut bigger on the insideTater Shack best fried taters & cheese in the parkTroll Hole ya gotta pay the Troll tollGreat Helm lot's o FightersRandy Andy's 10' Pole strip joint/titty barBlinking Dog blind proprietor's dog makes changeBlue Moon on tap, and that one guy looks familiarAlchemy Jug extensive variety, priceyGlassy Gnoll no one's sure what they sawChainsmoking Dwarf hazy cigar bar, must be accompanied by DwarfHeadsman's Axe gets raided by The Man the one night you decide to stop inSeventh Heaven champagne suite availableFriend o' the Devil rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saintsDoppleganger Hangar meet someone you share many characteristics withRot Grub Pub cheap eats, good pieTreant & Termite gourmet viands, weird potted plantsHorn o' Plenty family-style buffet, somehow significant tapestriesSlammin' Hammer finest Dwarven porter, my friends Cleric's Codpiece hangout of students , sages, scholarsFlying Pig unbelievable daily happy hour specialsSkunked Monk loquacious sage talks foreverThree Dart Inn favored by the local Wizards dart leagueSundered Shield veterans of a thousand psychic warsFourth Wall performers, artistsCentaur's Stall straw everywhere, no barstoolsBard Rock Cafe worth the cover chargeCloak & Dagger when you need some guy... to do this thing...Roaring Borealis massive bar fightStumbling Satyr a case of mistaken identity leads to madcap hijinksCaryatid Column entire establishment randomly teleports between two locationsLegion Hall ya gotta know a memberVomiting Vrock notable absence of nobility and civilityPenitent Paladin the 'confessional' is really a glory hole boothTemperance's Teat toplessThirsty Thyrsus bartender has excellent connections, will hook ya up for a priceBacchus Brewery tall tales and extensive tabsSecret Door it's hard to leave when you can't find the doorScreamin' Demon 25% chance your date is a SuccubusBent Bar armwrestling bartender likes to gambleOle Dirtye Bastarde bawdy playhouseKane's Roadhouse houseband plays from behind portcullisAngry Ankheg they're really pushing the Ankheg theme, and it isn't workingFlayed Brain do not order a cocktailMilking Maid massages in back, happy endingsOdd's Blood the wine makes you blind in one eye and adds +1 WIS for 24 hrs
Jack's Potion Flask if anyone asks, you don't know JackCrock o' Doom crazed drunkard spouts of ill omens and dire prophecyCrummy Beard only the bearded may enter. false beards, breadsticks on requestUnseen Servant impeccable invisible waitstaffWanton Wench pickpocketing doxiesThree Toed Sloth bartender is unusually SLOW, and missing two fingersBurning Bush flophouse of ill reputeKeoghtom's Keg proprietor sells a esoteric powder which cure hangoversTen GP Gem big with the localsDreaddy Yeti mellow and coolSecond Level lies below the local burial cryptsGnarly Harley's biker bar favored by itinerant mercenaries
Rusty Mail off-duty City GuardBeholder's Eye someone is watching youHeady Horseman blow the head off a frothy one!Otyugh's Mug located next to pile of refuse, smells funny Crystal Pistol there is a possibility of Alien abduction from the restroomsPirate's Parrot obnoxious speaking bird spouts insults, nonsense, cluesPan's Pipe flute band will stop if paid in cash or drinksFlaming Moe's also a pick-up barFreaky Tiki firedancers
Last Gasp patronized largely by the mummification/internment industryHigh Five bartender incessantly requests he be "fived" for this or thatTreasure Chest Oktoberfest meets HootersWishing Well there is one in the center... Blotto Grotto all-night rave barDM's Choice