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Can this even remotely be true (HT: Mad Latinist)?
Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports. The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case. It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams. It would be pretty cool if they could make a 50-foot tall robot actually do the moonwalk. But the real question we're all asking ourselves is this: Will they make 30-foot robot boys for the 50-foot Michael Jackson robot to have dubious relationships with?