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Today is the day when Christians celebrate the zombification of their savior Jesus Christ, who after being dead for 3 days allegedly got up an walked around and was seen by his friends and disciples. It is a testament to Christ's virtue that he refrained from the traditional zombie behavior of eating human brains.

I came up with this zombie Easter idea on my own, but a quick Google search revealed that I am not the first to do so (there's a whole Uncyclopedia entry devoted to Zombie Jesus).