Post a Comment On: Internal Monologue

This (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/10/20nissan.html) is the funniest thing I've read in quite some time. An excerpt:
The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker. Why? Because it's not summer, it's not winter, and it's not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it's fall, fuckers.
HT: Mark Oppenheimer (http://markoppenheimer.com/front-page/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers.html) 
Pardon the lack of hyperlinking: I'm emailing this from my iPhone and the default email client doesn't support embedding hyperlinks.