Could you, in your inimitable wisdom, Prof. Shufflebones, please advise me how to deal with a cousin of yours who presumed to consume her master's birthday tenderloin roast??? ...moomer
November 22, 2006 at 4:18:00 PM EST
Anonymous said...
Dear Moomer,
In my studies I have come across such issues concerning impulse control in my fellow canine brethren.
Quite simply - tenderloin is impossible to resist. Do not tempt us with your savory meats. As a rule, keep them close to you and growl at us if we come near. We'll understand.
"Professor Shufflebones I Presume?"
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Could you, in your inimitable wisdom, Prof. Shufflebones, please advise me how to deal with a cousin of yours who presumed to consume her master's birthday tenderloin roast??? ...moomer
November 22, 2006 at 4:18:00 PM EST
Dear Moomer,
In my studies I have come across such issues concerning impulse control in my fellow canine brethren.
Quite simply - tenderloin is impossible to resist. Do not tempt us with your savory meats. As a rule, keep them close to you and growl at us if we come near. We'll understand.
From the desk of Professor Shufflebones
November 23, 2006 at 10:26:00 AM EST
she looks so wise. I love her.
November 23, 2006 at 12:26:00 PM EST