Aiighhh. Did it just swallow that fish hole and slip back into to hell?
October 27, 2009
LisaL said...
LOL You're welcome for your new nightmare monster! :P I saw the article and just knew this was the right animal for ugly O :D
October 27, 2009
Anonymous said...
She'll only come out at night The lean and hungry type Nothing is new, I've seen her here before Watching and waiting Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door So many have paid to see What you think you're gettin' for free The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar Money's the matter If you're in it for love, you ain't gonna get too far (Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up (Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater (Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up (Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater I wouldn't if I were you I know what she can do She's deadly man, she could really rip your world apart Mind over matter Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart (Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up (Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater (Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up (Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater ------ saxophone ------ Ooh, (Oh-oh, here she comes) Here she comes, Watch out boy she'll chew you up (Whoa-oh, here she comes. Watch out) She's a maneater (Oh-oh, here she comes. She's a maneater) Ooh, she'll chew you up (Oh-oh, here she comes) Here she comes, she's a maneater (Oh-oh, here she comes. Watch out) She'll only come out at night, ooh (Oh-oh, here she comes) Here she comes, she's a maneater (Oh-oh, here she comes. She's a maneater) The woman is wild, woo (Oh-oh, here she comes) Here she comes. Watch out boy, watch out boy (Oh-oh, here she comes) Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out (Oh-oh, here she comes) Yeah, yeah, she's a maneater (Oh-oh, here she comes. She's a maneater) She's watching and waiting, ooh (Oh-oh, here she comes) Oh, she's a maneater
October 27, 2009
Anonymous said...
Anonymous 1 meant to write "whole". I should be devoured by an evil worm (but not this one, I don't have the right bits).
October 27, 2009
I don't even know where to begin with this worm. I guess I'll start with the tame stuff...
It's a large predatory species, Eunice aphroditois, that can get as large as three meters long, though most specimens measure in at around one meter. It's actually one of the largest worms on the planet. They haunt the rubble zones around coral reefs in the Indo Pacific, coming out at night in search of live fish.
Photo source: Practical Fishkeeping [Image]
So, why my hesitance in posting on this worm? I'll start with its common name: the Bobbit worm. The females of the species eat the ... uh, the ... um. The man parts ... the man bits of the male worm and feed it to their offspring.
I have no idea why they do this. I have a hard time even wanting to know why. Is it for the nutritional value? Does it trigger hormonal changes in the male? Is it needed to complete the act which leads to the very offspring that eat the ... ugh. I can't even say it.
If ever there was an appropriate curse for adulterous men, it would be to die and come back as one of these creatures.
Thanks for the article, Lisa. I, for one, am reminded of how good it is to be a human being.
posted by Raging Wombat at 6:33 AM on Oct 22, 2009
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Close this window Jump to comment formAiighhh. Did it just swallow that fish hole and slip back into to hell?
October 27, 2009
LOL You're welcome for your new nightmare monster! :P I saw the article and just knew this was the right animal for ugly O :D
October 27, 2009
She'll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see
What you think you're gettin' for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love, you ain't gonna get too far
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater
I wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man, she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater
------ saxophone ------
Ooh,
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Here she comes, Watch out boy she'll chew you
up
(Whoa-oh, here she comes. Watch out) She's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes. She's a maneater) Ooh, she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Here she comes, she's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes. Watch out) She'll only come out at night, ooh
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Here she comes, she's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes. She's a maneater) The woman is wild, woo
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Here she comes. Watch out boy, watch out boy
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch
out
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Yeah, yeah, she's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes. She's a maneater) She's watching and waiting,
ooh
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Oh, she's a maneater
October 27, 2009
Anonymous 1 meant to write "whole". I should be devoured by an evil worm (but not this one, I don't have the right bits).
October 27, 2009