Post a Comment On: The Dreamcast Junkyard

[Image] A mysterious package... [Image] ...from Kyoto... [Image] Mr. Robot?
[Image] Huh? I've got a golden ticket disc [Image] No need to be concerned about malware, It's a Mac, no-one bothers with Macs. [Image] Nevin-eye-rurural? [Image] See! No malware, it's ALL CLEAR! [Image] This is a Dreamcast disc, and can only be used on Dreamcast system.
Playback on a Power PC can cause serious damage to it's speakers. [Image] Dreamcast? [Image] Product Placement Pro-tip: If the logo of your product is too small, make sure you have something else
with it largely and brightly emblazoned placed arbitrarily nearby. [Image] BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! [Image] Huh? Is this an Amiga Demo?  [Image] No wait! It's SoulCalibur! Aw yeah! [Image] But wait, where's Kilik?.
[Image] I found the BAEAEAEAEATA! [Image] Hmmm, my fishtank needs a clean [Image] I'm so excited! A pretty girl wants to play with my Dreamcast! [Image] All my dreams have come true! [Image] A shame it looks like a ZX Spectrum game. Where's my 128-bit powerhouse? [Image] See that! That's 8-bit colour clash! This can't be a Dreamcast game! [Image] OK, so it's not much to look at, but it does predict when the next
giant monster will attack Japan (not a joke) [Image] Want to play some co-op mode Rez with me instead? [Image] As you can see, this graph shows my chances of getting laid. [Image] It started to fall when I pulled out my homemade Trance Vibrator [Image] And this shows the distribution of all the other women in Japan who also won't sleep with me [Image] But at least I'm better off than this Mr. Robot chap. [Image] No-one knows what happened to him. They say he was forced to work for the Government. [Image] Oh wait! There he is!
(notice the Dreamcast controller in the shadows) [Image] What are you doing looking at dusty old books and relying on conventional wisdom? Fire up your Dreamcast!
It will tell you when and where Gamera will strike next. [Image] See! You took to long to embrace the Dreamcast as a powerful simulation tool, and now the News is
reporting the disaster you failed to prevent. Well done.   [Image] Mr. Robot shakes his head in dismay.
(that same Dreamcast GD on desk) [Image] But he shall console himself with his hand built robot maid. [Image] Beer, Dreamcast and Gynoid, what better way to spend your final moments before a giant turtle destroys the city?
Maidbot! upload parameters for Rez co-op play. Special thanks to Buhl Uhlan for notifying us of this cinematic masterpiece on the facebook page.