The Mahdi sleeps at the bottom of a well. This is why he is eternally All Wet. When Ahmadhimmijerker finally flushes him out, he will probably slosh up that grand avenue the Evil Dwarf had built for him, trailing so much moss he looks like Cthulhu, take one look at the radioactive ruin that once was Tehran, and demand to know why they woke him up to deal with all this shit -- they made it, they can clean it up, he's heading back to the pool and to hell with mankind.
Or maybe not, but I can always dream...
Tuesday, December 08, 2009 1:44:00 am
(OK, somebody who knows how to post videos go pick up the "Kalifornistan" trailer. It looks hysterical. Meanwhile...)
Ahmadinejad Reportedly Claims U.S. is Blocking Return of Mankind's Savior Monday, December 07, 2009
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claims the United States is attempting to thwart the return of mankind's savior, according to reports from Al Arabiya, a television news station based in Dubai. Ahmadinejad reportedly claims he has documented evidence that the U.S. is blocking the return of Mahdi, the Imam believed by Muslims to be the savior.
“We have documented proof that they believe that a descendant of the prophet of Islam will raise in these parts and he will dry the roots of all injustice in the world,” Ahmadinejad said during a speech on Monday, according to Al Arabiya. "They have devised all these plans to prevent the coming of the Hidden Imam because they know that the Iranian nation is the one that will prepare the grounds for his coming and will be the supporters of his rule..."
Ahmadinejad continued the rant by claiming there have been plots by both the West as well as countries in the East to wipe out his country, according to Iranian news Web site Tabak.
"They have planned to annihilate Iran. This is why all policymakers and analysts believe Iran is the true winner in the Middle East," Ahmadinejad was quoted as saying by the site. He also alleged that foreign nations seek to control Iran's oil and natural resources.
"In Afghanistan, they are caught like an animal in a quagmire. But instead of pulling their troops out to save themselves, they are deploying more soldiers. Even if they stay in Afghanistan for another 50 years they will be forced to leave with disgrace — because this is a historical experience," Ahmadinejad reportedly said.
"They know themselves that they need Iran in the Middle East, but because of their arrogance they do not want to accept this reality. They are nothing without the Iranian nation and all their rhetoric is because they don't want to appear weak."
Referring to his disputed June reelection, Ahmadinejad said, "The enemy... was hyping the issue as if the Iranian nation has been weakened and as if this was the best opportunity to get concessions from them. But your humble son stood in front of the oppressive powers and shouted: You are dead wrong! The Iranian nation will put you in your place."
There's a bit more, but you get the gist. Just think of the millions of viewers who see this story and think, does this lunatic really expect us to take stuff like that seriously?
posted by revereridesagain at 23:16 on 07-Dec-2009
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Close this window Jump to comment formI have the Mahdi tied up in my basement.
Monday, December 07, 2009 11:40:00 pm
Pasto, isn't the Mahdi aware that S&M is punishable by death in Iran?
Monday, December 07, 2009 11:49:00 pm
It seems to me Islam is the religion of S&M.
Tuesday, December 08, 2009 12:02:00 am
Hmmm... Good point, you got me there.
Tuesday, December 08, 2009 12:11:00 am
The Mahdi sleeps at the bottom of a well. This is why he is eternally All Wet. When Ahmadhimmijerker finally flushes him out, he will probably slosh up that grand avenue the Evil Dwarf had built for him, trailing so much moss he looks like Cthulhu, take one look at the radioactive ruin that once was Tehran, and demand to know why they woke him up to deal with all this shit -- they made it, they can clean it up, he's heading back to the pool and to hell with mankind.
Or maybe not, but I can always dream...
Tuesday, December 08, 2009 1:44:00 am