Meaning: talking to the wrong person; making the wrong choice. Origins.
Rewrite 1: planting a weed where you want a flower
Rewrite 2: picking a rotten apple
Rewrite 3: taking home an empty bag
Rewrite 4: ringingiv3 your own doorbell
Rewrite 5: singing in the wrong key

Comment: This rewrite is fun and easy – just think of a creative way of saying, “You’re making a bad choice.”

More reading about clichés
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