THE ONLY TALENT YOU HAVE IS THE UGLIEST BIGFOOT IN THE WORLD AND DON'T BE DISSIN BRITTNEY WHEELER ABOUT THAT SHE HAS A RIGHT TO PROTECT HER HUSBAND. I MEAN WOULDN'T YOU?????????????? AND SHE WAS JUST WARNIN YOU ABOUT HOW MEAN YOU ARE TO AN INNOCENT PERSON YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE NOT TALKIN ABOUT ANOTHER PERSONS FAMILY THAT IS WAY MORE RUDER THAN WHAT BRITTNEY SAID SO LEARN TO HAVE MANNERS AND WHO CARES ABOUT PUNCTUATION AND I DON'T CARE IF I SPELLED ANYTHING WRONG IF YOU TRY TO TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!
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The "Dirty Little Secret" guys are back, and the secret this time is the video director can't get enough of lead singer Tyson Ritter. Who spends about two-thirds of the video standing in front of the camera, lip synching his ass off, while the director chops and screws the backdrops and Tyson's outfits a frame at a time. We get office job shirt-and-tie Tyson, surgical-scrubs Tyson, crucial-football-game Tyson, stood up for dinner date button-up Tyson, subdivision t-shirt Tyson, family-gathering polo Tyson, girlfriend-leaving striped-shirt Tyson, hall-of-records tweed-sweater Tyson, cop-writing-him-a-ticket white-novelty-tee Tyson and several others.
These are, I guess, the crucial and mundane moments in this guy's life, repeated ad nauseum. Or they represent his different sides or different motivations. I don't fucking know. I'm out of college, I no longer have to look for deep metaphors where they shouldn't rightfully exist. Even the director gives up after awhile, closing the video with a full minute and a half of standard band performance footage, with lots of enthusiastic rented TRL kids jumping up and down in the background. This is our only chance to learn that the All-American Rejects drummer eerily resembles Conan O'Brien.
"All-American Rejects - Move Along (2006)"
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THE ONLY TALENT YOU HAVE IS THE UGLIEST BIGFOOT IN THE WORLD AND DON'T BE DISSIN BRITTNEY WHEELER ABOUT THAT SHE HAS A RIGHT TO PROTECT HER HUSBAND. I MEAN WOULDN'T YOU?????????????? AND SHE WAS JUST WARNIN YOU ABOUT HOW MEAN YOU ARE TO AN INNOCENT PERSON YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE NOT TALKIN ABOUT ANOTHER PERSONS FAMILY THAT IS WAY MORE RUDER THAN WHAT BRITTNEY SAID SO LEARN TO HAVE MANNERS AND WHO CARES ABOUT PUNCTUATION AND I DON'T CARE IF I SPELLED ANYTHING WRONG IF YOU TRY TO TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!
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