Couldn't agree more wit most of that list there Rob, especially that Crazy *Stabbing it in the face* Frog... But Jimmy Carr? He's good, very good infact...

11:24 pm

Jon's bum is widely admired among American Indians who worship it as a fertility totem. It is rumored that J-Lo has gone to plastic surgeons seeking to recreate Jon's bum out of her own.

Lisa Minelli is said to be about to marry that Crazy Frog.

11:59 pm

What is the native american word for jon's bum? And while you're at it how does one right the word Qwaii in native american? do they have a text? Or is it pictoral? Emails to topofthepods@gmail.com

Jonathan
www.topofthepods.com

2:37 pm

You missed out that ex-queen of British telly whose smug face I could cheerfully have caved in with a hot iron.... Anthea Turner.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhh ! Now I've mentioned her I'll have to take some strong sedatives and lie in a darkened room.

Grant

6:46 pm

Anthea Turner!!! How did we miss her!! Thanks for pointing that out Grant. Grant? Grant? Bugger. Over done the sedatives again?

:)

1:29 am

The bloke from the Ditech ads.
The git from the "Dude...you're getting a Dell" ads (thankfully he is now off-air).

10:37 pm

isn't anthea's husband called grant?!!

6:42 pm