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Easy come, easy go, here are the top ten ways to spend one million pounds / dollars / smackers WITHOUT any assets at the end:-10 – Blow it all on the lottery9 – Buy the house / entire street next to Bernard Manning and donate to foreigners8 – Rent a footballer7 – Hire an A List Hollywood actor to come and clean6 – Add all the Sky channels for life 5 – Casino4 – Throw a party for tramps3 - Ticket to the moon2 – Put towards an animal hostal1 – Good holidayThats it. You know the drill about emailing us at topofthepods@gmail.com, we'll play your stuff on www.topofthepods.com - no questions asked.