They can also be used as an emergency book stand for a display. Or to hold up a poster for summer reading. Just gouge into the wall. Straighten it out for use as a bookmark.
Once I tried to use one to clean the gunk the builds up in key boards. Worst experience of my life....
10:13 PM
Librarians should always keep a stash of paper clips available at the reference desk. You can use paper clips to...
eject illegally burned CDs from uncooperative PCs
perform emergency body-piercings for Goth patrons
make a chain/lasso for roping unattended children
create a collapsible ladder for your dramatic escape from the library's roof
gouge your eyes out after seeing the thing that guy was doing in the stairwell
"Paper, Clipping"
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These can also be used as a projectile object aimed at the back of a teenager forgeting to use a quiet voice or have good manners?!
5:24 PM
I love readding, and thanks for your artical...................................................
9:49 PM
They can also be used as an emergency book stand for a display. Or to hold up a poster for summer reading. Just gouge into the wall. Straighten it out for use as a bookmark.
11:50 AM
Don't forget about emergency hair clipping, too. And helping start the dead car in the parking lot.
11:54 AM
Today I unclogged our floppy drive with an unbent paperclip...genius!
6:07 PM
Once I tried to use one to clean the gunk the builds up in key boards. Worst experience of my life....
10:13 PM