"Today there will be no time limits on the internet stations! Facebook and search for porn to your heart's content, my dears. Periodically my coworkers and I will come by to hose you off and offer you delicious snacks. Enjoy!"
12:55 PM
Anonymous said...
Of course I want to hear all the gory details of your personal journey through menopause. Bring it on!
1:17 PM
Anonymous said...
1. "I like you."
2. "Your input is valued."
3. "There is no way the library can function without you as the [director, manager, etc.]. We would be lost without you."
1:35 PM
Anonymous said...
"My co-worker over there would love to do your taxes for you, but you should probably wait a couple weeks before you bring your W-2s and stuff--he's busy with a paper jam right now"!
Celebrate April Fools' Day by telling playfully outlandish tales to your library patrons, like, "The library web site is a good alternative to Google!" or "I would love to hear about your family genealogy!" Hilarity will ensue.
Ask the readers: What outlandish tales will you tell this April Fools' Day?
"April Fools' Day, Celebrating"
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For double the fun tell your patrons "My colleague 'X' was just telling me how he/she would love to hear about your family genealogy!"
11:15 AM
"I am capable of speaking to you without using library jargon!" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
11:22 AM
BCL Offers New Fresh Fruit and Vegetable Checkout
http://www.bondurant.lib.ia.us/archive/2010/04/april12010
11:24 AM
By all means, I will be delighted to help you find the blue book with the lady on the front cover! It'll be a cakewalk!
11:51 AM
BCL's joke would be funnier if Baltimore's Enoch Pratt Free Library weren't doing grocery pickup at branches.
12:06 PM
"Today there will be no time limits on the internet stations! Facebook and search for porn to your heart's content, my dears. Periodically my coworkers and I will come by to hose you off and offer you delicious snacks. Enjoy!"
12:55 PM
Of course I want to hear all the gory details of your personal journey through menopause. Bring it on!
1:17 PM
1. "I like you."
2. "Your input is valued."
3. "There is no way the library can function without you as the [director, manager, etc.]. We would be lost without you."
1:35 PM
"My co-worker over there would love to do your taxes for you, but you should probably wait a couple weeks before you bring your W-2s and stuff--he's busy with a paper jam right now"!
2:14 PM
Thanks to me, our Facebook page says that we've closed due to severe weather.
6:38 PM
sangambayard-c-m.com
1:58 AM