I really wouldn't want to expose my ass to the kind of things that reside on the keyboard.
8:32 PM
Anonymous said...
Let's just say that it isn't the back side that I'm worried about...'nuf said.
Also I have a cold, which I blame on the library, so I am considering in the future hazmat gear--think parents would be insulted if I put it on before going out to work with their kids/infectious persons?
8:56 PM
Anonymous said...
You might be a OCD hand sanitizer librarian if... all your long-in-the tooth colleagues are coming into work sick, so they can hoard their leave and retire early.
In addition to the surgical gloves, mandatory use of respirator masks would do wonders...and they are multi-funtional since they can keep not only germs/biohazardous chemicals at bay, but also bad breath...theirs, not yours.
2:43 PM
Librarians who use waterless soap to repeatedly wash their hands should consider investing in disposable surgical gloves to keep germs at bay. One can never be too careful… there’s no telling who’s been rubbing their ass all over your keyboard.
"Hands, Washing your"
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If you cannot find the Nancy Pearl action figure, then the Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure might be a good stand-in.
3:27 PM
Germs? We have cockroaches the size of chihuahuas.
4:13 PM
Damn those keyboards are dirty suckers with out any ass wiping...
7:25 PM
I really wouldn't want to expose my ass to the kind of things that reside on the keyboard.
8:32 PM
Let's just say that it isn't the back side that I'm worried about...'nuf said.
Also I have a cold, which I blame on the library, so I am considering in the future hazmat gear--think parents would be insulted if I put it on before going out to work with their kids/infectious persons?
8:56 PM
You might be a OCD hand sanitizer librarian if...
all your long-in-the tooth colleagues are coming into work sick, so they can hoard their leave and retire early.
12:52 PM
In addition to the surgical gloves, mandatory use of respirator masks would do wonders...and they are multi-funtional since they can keep not only germs/biohazardous chemicals at bay, but also bad breath...theirs, not yours.
2:43 PM