Set up a "quiet zone" in your library for your militant, overly-confrontational, hostility-seeking librarian to patrol. This librarian-warrior should be provided with camouflaged clothing, a tazer (equipped with a silencer), and an intimidating metal finger guard for extreme shushing.
"Quiet, Enforcing"
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Haha, love the Elric finger. I need to get one of those, but luckily I don't work with the public very much. :)
9:55 AM
OMG... This was my first Library job.
10:23 AM
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/6918107.html
*snickers*
10:34 AM
A sign should also indicate "Taser enforced".
11:46 AM
Hilarious. Here's a little something I cooked up in a few minutes.
4:34 PM
Oops, forgot the link.
4:34 PM