...the cat lady great-aunt, the other cat lady great-aunt, the narcoleptic cat lady great-aunt, the cat lady great-aunt who always has hiccups, and the really sad cat lady great-aunt... don't forget to set a place at the conference table for them!
5:46 PM
Anonymous said...
Gee, you left out clowns. All libraries should have clowns: really scary clowns.
4:27 PM
Anonymous said...
Oops, I forgot:
they are usually called "Library Security".
4:28 PM
Anonymous said...
Hee Hee.
8:15 AM
Be wary of referring to your library coworkers as your "library family," even if you do have librarians who fit the description of the deadbeat dad, the overbearing guilt-wielding mother, the retarded younger brother, the slutty sister, the religious zealot aunt, the drunk uncle, the weird brainiac cousin, the reclusive teenage brother, the nihilist goth son, the over-achieving daughter, the senile grandmother, the grandfather who won't turn up his hearing aid, the trying-too-hard-to-be-cool step-dad, the computer geek nephew, the hypochondriac niece, and the toddler who's always crying.
"Family, Describing coworkers as"
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My goodness, you have described a good share of my "library family." Do you have some hidden camera I am not aware of? :)
8:34 AM
From now on I'll start every meeting I chair with , "Now whose your daddy?"
1:49 PM
So many drunk uncles . . .
3:45 PM
but we are one big happy family, we are, damnit, we are!
7:01 PM
So, J, are you the slutty sister?
10:26 AM
...the cat lady great-aunt, the other cat lady great-aunt, the narcoleptic cat lady great-aunt, the cat lady great-aunt who always has hiccups, and the really sad cat lady great-aunt... don't forget to set a place at the conference table for them!
5:46 PM
Gee, you left out clowns. All libraries should have clowns: really scary clowns.
4:27 PM
Oops, I forgot:
they are usually called "Library Security".
4:28 PM
Hee Hee.
8:15 AM