Greg Beck

About Me

I was a bar bouncer for 20 yrs, and ran a liquor store and a rock music store back in the day. I’ve had the pleasure of eating breakfast with Muddy Water’s to being rousted by Henny Youngman’s bodyguards. I’ve been stabbed & shot at, and for shit & grins I’m an ordained minister. For the last 14 year’s I’ve been gainfully employed by the MAN. My friends tell me that I’m a very blunt and honest person and if I had to describe my biggest weakness, it’ll have to be my mile wide moral streak. My closest friend is a bonified hot chick 17 years my junior, and I love her to bits. I dig loud music, crunchy guitars, and a drummer with a groove. I miss big hair, spandex, strippers, crackin off a needle early in the morning and driving downhill with no brakes. And I thank God every day that I’m not dead yet?

Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?

I don't know about "papier", but "paper" cuts hurt like a muthafucker.

Interests

Favorite Movies

Favorite Music

Favorite Books

My Blogs

Team Members

Death's Door presents the Bar Years  
Death's Door presents the Cat Stories  
Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table  
Death’s Door presents the Stripper Chronicles  
Death's Door presents 100 things about me  
Death's Door presents "how to fuckin fry chicken"  
Death's Door presents the ghost stories  
Death’s Door presents the adventures of Cousin Erm