Chris

About Me

I'm an aspiring stand-up comic with an axe to grind. Read my blog daily to be entertained. Divorced father of 2, wonderfully talented with the gift of massage, french kissing and couch potato-ing. Bill Clinton is the best thing to happen to this country, Dubya and Cheney may be the worst. That is why, even though I may not care for her, I will do my damndest to get Hilary in the White House if she runs, just so this nation full of hillbilly, redneck conservatives, and my grandparents, will cringe watching Bill Clinton move back into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Better dead than red in '08. God Bless our troops.

What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch cartoons and what did you see?

5 am, during bouts of insomnia..usually that shitty Captain Planet. Made me want to spray aerosol cans all morning.

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