Damian Geminder
- Age: 20
- Gender: Male
- Astrological Sign: Taurus
- Zodiac Year: Snake
- Industry: Education
- Occupation: Student
- Location: Amityville : New York : United States
About Me
Basically, my goal is to purge the Earth of all things liberal. First through diplomacy, then by force. I theorise that in the grand scheme of things, that it is truly what Jesus would do. DISCLAIMER: This is a blog with a sense of HUMOUR, and so any and all assumptions that this profile is an ACTUAL call to kill liberals are pure retardedness. And yes, retardedness is SO a word. Also, I write in British English. DEAL WITH IT, BITCHES.
What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?
The same reason Al Gore believes in global warming: huffing paint thinner at Home Depot.
Interests
- Astronomy
- Blogging
- Drawing
- History
- Humour
- Jingoism
- Language
- Music
- Nintendo
- Orthodox Christianity
- Patriotism
- Politics
- Reading
- Satire
- Science-Fiction
- Video Games
- Wii
- Writing
Favorite Movies
- Airplane!
- Batman Begins
- Beavis and Butt-head Do America
- Godzilla
- Hot Fuzz
- James Bond
- Jurassic Park
- Kill Bill
- King Kong
- March of the Penguins
- Mystery Science Theater 3000
- Not Another Teen Movie
- Office Space
- P.C.U.
- Shaun of the Dead
- South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut
- Space Balls
- Star Wars
- Superman Returns
- Team America: World Police
- The Passion of the Christ
- The Time Machine
- War of the Worlds
Favorite Music
Favorite Books
- Animal Farm
- Agatha Christie
- America (The Book)
- Lord of the Flies
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (And Al Franken Is #37)
- Peace Kills
- Porn Generation
- The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
- The Catcher in the Rye
- The Chronicles of Narnia
- The Holy Bible
- The Language Police
- Theodore Roosevelt: A Life
- The Politically Incorrect Guide to American History
- The Real Jimmy Carter
