The Zombieslayer

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Writer/Producer
Location California, United States
Introduction If you haven't started preparing for the upcoming zombie plague yet, you're walking food. All writings, the Zombieslayer icons, all unique images, and the Zombieslayer Institute of Technology © 2005-2009 by The Zombieslayer.
Interests Heavy metal music, guns, spoken word, cooking, comedy, dark rides, protecting open space, freedom, privacy, history, hot Italian actresses
Favorite Movies Once Were Warriors, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Two Towers, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, City of Lost Children, Ladyhawke, Harry Potter 3, Army of Darkness, Legend, Land of the Dead, Kika
Favorite Music Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Pink Floyd, Cradle of Filth, Nightwish, Tchaikovsky, Brahms, Blackmore's Rainbow, Blackmore's Night, H.I.M, Beautiful Creatures
Favorite Books Redneck Manifesto, Hayduke Lives, The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe, Harry Potter series, The Zombie Survival Guide, Treasure Island

You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?

Because I can't whistle, jerk.