kris

• Gender: Female
• Industry: Automotive
• Occupation: Professional Comment Whore
• Location: Washington : DC : United States

About Me

Welcome, party people. I'm Kris. Pull up a chair, and let me take that bottle of wine off your hands.

You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?

Hell if I know. Here's my question: Do you need to use tampons on the moon?

Interests

• All things Court TV. . .
• the word "plucked". . .
• hugging my Tina Fey plush. . .
• red roses and longs walks on the beach with my cats. . .
• the smell of old folk and human oil in the morning. . .

Favorite Movies

• Airplane
• Mr. Mom
• Tootsie
• 9 to 5
• About A Boy
• Seven
• Silence of the Lambs

Favorite Music

• Anything on Ryan Seacrest's radio show
• Electronica
• Polka
• Electronic Polka

Favorite Books

• Our Bodies Ourselves
• Are You My Mother?
• I'm OK You're OK
• Where in Hades is my Parachute? Who Moved My Brie?

kris's Blogs

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	I'm not a girl, not yet a wino