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|Introduction||I'm a perpetual paradox. A shy extrovert. An ambivalent suburbanite. Freakishly fertile but genetically challenged. Burnt out overachiever. A couple years ago I was struggling with recurrent miscarriage and obsessed with tracking my ovulation cycle. Today, I'm bumbling through mothehood and failing miserably at housework, and trying to figure out what I want to do when I grow up. Any questions?|
Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
Hah! My tongue already IS a magnet—for food, that is. Wood, porcelain, plastic, fingers—they all work fine for shoving food into my pie hole.