Jolene

  • Age: 252
  • Astrological Sign: Aquarius
  • Zodiac Year: Rat
  • Industry: Arts
  • Occupation: Super genius

About Me

You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok?

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

No, I froze the science teacher and smashed him with a hammer and asked him: "So how the fuck do you like it?"

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