Chris Sims

• Age: 253
• Gender: Male
• Astrological Sign: Leo
• Zodiac Year: Rat
• Occupation: Harranguer
• Location: Greater Columbia Area : South Carolina : United States

About Me

I'm unleashing every horrible thing your mind can imagine! CAN YOU TAKE IT?!
Chris Sims is a former professional humorist who now works at a comic book store. He is a black belt in Cobra Kai style Karate, and is not afraid to sweep the leg, even at the risk of disqualification.

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

Not a witch costume, I'll tell you that for free.

Interests

• Comic Books
• Kung Fu Movies

Favorite Movies

• Shaun of the Dead
• Pulp Fiction
• Shaft
• Ong Bak
• The Street Fighter
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• The Dirty Dozen
• the Last Dragon
• The Good the Bad the Ugly
• the Big Lebowski

Favorite Music

• The Woggles
• Ben Folds
• Wu-Tang Clan
• Elvis Costello
• Johnny Cash
• the Rat Pack
• and Tenacious D

Favorite Books

• Authors: Alan Moore
• Jasper Fforde
• Warren Ellis
• Flannery O'Connor
• Neil Gaiman
• R.A. Salvatore
• Bill Willingham
• Brian K. Vaughan
• Robert Kirkman
• Robert E. Howard
• H.P. Lovecraft
• William Shakespeare

My Blogs	Team Members
Chris's Invincible Super-Blog
Chris's (invincible) Short Box	Kevin Church