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About Me

I think I'm an asshole but my GF thinks I'm cute. The disparity between the two is killing me. Writing online is a catharsis so I'm not asking you to like it. Read if you wish, comment if you will, leave before you'd like.

That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?

No, it's your crank. When you stop asking me stupid fucking questions for one fucking second maybe I'll step off. Until then kiss my ass, dickhead.

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